Konga 's definitions
That fat, quarrelsome bling ho Frantiqua went shopping for even MORE glittery baubles in order to boost her sagging spirits after LeDion was sent away for yet another 3 year stretch...
by Konga June 24, 2007

by Konga October 15, 2005

A weblog devoted to a collection of rantings and ravings about a subject or subjects totally at the discretion of the blogger(s). From rant ( self explanatory ) + age ( collection ).
George's daily rantage on his website about the Iraq War is striking a sympathetic chord in the college community.
by Konga December 11, 2005

When you have finished your drink but there is just a little too much left where a server doesn’t know if you’ve finished the drink or are still drinking it.
by Konga December 6, 2022

Harold was holding court vilifying this n that in Uptown Clete's Hairstylists when youngin' boychuk D'Shawn suddenly opined that dad Hal's opinions was shit 'cause he was an old fuck and all...
Harold chuckled, spat on the floor, and waggled his finger, then sighed... "nobody listens no more".
Harold chuckled, spat on the floor, and waggled his finger, then sighed... "nobody listens no more".
by Konga July 29, 2009

A good idea repeated forever- on an endless loop - so as not to allow any other idea to intrude upon the intended impact of the original idea.
In front of an open fire at his secluded getaway, after an evening of cocktails and fancy hors d'oeuvres Jorge wanted to seduce Stephanie so he bolstered his ploy by playing their favorite songs on a loop.
by Konga August 20, 2009

A fat, loud ghetto skank festooned with gaudy jewelry usually obtained from any number of her baby daddies.
Leroy yelled " I told yo dumb bling ho ass I was not the baby daddy " when Maury announced " Leroy, you are NOT the father!"
by Konga December 28, 2008
