konga's definitions

bling ho

An overdressed ghetto blob festooned with garish jewelry...

That fat, quarrelsome bling ho Frantiqua went shopping for even MORE glittery baubles in order to boost her sagging spirits after LeDion was sent away for yet another 3 year stretch...

by Konga June 24, 2007

bling ho

A fat, loud ghetto skank festooned with gaudy jewelry usually obtained from any number of her baby daddies.

Leroy yelled " I told yo dumb bling ho ass I was not the baby daddy " when Maury announced " Leroy, you are NOT the father!"

by Konga December 28, 2008

chewable

someone who is way sexy and hot

Nicole is so chewable in them short shorts.

by konga July 5, 2006

Rod finish

When you have finished your drink but there is just a little too much left where a server doesn’t know if you’ve finished the drink or are still drinking it.

Andy’s mates tell the bartender that he has rod finished his beer and they can pour the next round.

by Konga December 6, 2022

nuditry

An overabundance of nude imagery for the sole purpose of pushing a product.

Among the street spam George noticed an unnecessary amount of nuditry.

by Konga October 15, 2005

rantage

A weblog devoted to a collection of rantings and ravings about a subject or subjects totally at the discretion of the blogger(s). From rant ( self explanatory ) + age ( collection ).

George's daily rantage on his website about the Iraq War is striking a sympathetic chord in the college community.

by Konga December 11, 2005

Trawna

The capital city of Ontario, Canada as pronounced by the locals real slurred like.

Gonna go to Trawna to see the Stones, Jilly - you comin'?

by Konga December 2, 2005