Definitions by Kevin Wolfe
helmet swap
Last week me and Patty had a threesome with an uber driver. Me and Todd, the uber driver, got so comfortable with each other we even helmet swapped turning Patty on even more.
helmet swap by Kevin Wolfe June 18, 2018
triple layer dick
When a guy fucks a girl in all three holes then has another girl clean his dick off with her tongue, collecting all three layers of taste.
Don't worry Patty I'm almost done, you'll get to taste that triple layer dick everyone's been talking about!
triple layer dick by Kevin Wolfe March 16, 2017
Chuggington
A mythical creature that poses as a woman that has sucked you dry of semen, yet still continues to try and deep throat your dick, resulting in the detachment of ones dick.
Did you hear about Tommy? Went out last night and got a blowie from a girl and ended up in the hospital. How? Heard she was a real life chuggington!!! (Cringe)
Chuggington by Kevin Wolfe March 2, 2017
ice cream flop
It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!
ice cream flop by Kevin Wolfe March 1, 2017
The kevin mccallister
When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.
The kevin mccallister by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017
michigan pot hole
Kelly looked hot as hell last night, until I saw her Michigan pot hole, I thought there is no way she is gonna even feel me.
michigan pot hole by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017
throat marks
Patty left some weird throat marks on my penis after deepthroating me, I'm pretty sure she was having acid reflux problems from the loss of skin on my dick.
throat marks by Kevin Wolfe February 20, 2017