television

1. Opiate for the masses since the 1950's. Therby rendering them unfit both physically and mentally for any form of revolution. Rolling over on the sofa does not count as a revolution.

2. Very effective brainwashing machine.
Please repeat after me:
"I believe in television.
I believe that the TV news are true.
I believe that soap operas are true."
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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Bodypopping

A dance orginating in the 1980's where the joints of the body move in a sequence along the arms, torso, legs, so a wave appears to travel along the body.
Trevor won the international Bodypopping Contest this year.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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deaf rave

Noun: A rave, or party, organised by deaf people for deaf people, though hearing people are invited also.

The music is a mix of modern genres, such as R&B, house, raggae, dance, etc., but with the bass turned right up so that dancers are able to feel the music as strong vibrations through their bodies.
900 deafies went to the deaf rave.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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snort

To insufflate, that is, breathe in a line of powdered solid through a straw up one's nostril. Usu. applied to cocaine or ketamine.
He had to roll up a dollar bill to snort his K.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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jelly wrestling

A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.

The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
My wife lost her bikinis at the jelly wrestling contest.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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SP2

If SP2 can go wrong, it will.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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paris hilton

1. Noun: A Hilton hotel in Paris, France.

2. Person: A cunt on bird legs.
I surfed the net and came across Paris Hilton.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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