clothing optional

Words on a sign at boundary of naturist beach, beyond which it becomes a criminal offence to wander about buck naked.

Billy eventually got the courage to remove his trunks at the clothing optional beach.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

mohigan

Noun: A punk hairstyle, of shaven head except for a strip of hair along the centre of the head from the forehead to the back of the neck.

The strip of hair may be dyed into bright colours, styled into spikes using glue, or into an enormous brush like vertical quiff.

I went into a barber and asked for a mohigan.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

bird legs

Noun: Legs, usu. female, that are so thin that they resemble legs on birds.

My girlfriend is skinny and has bird legs.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

pink elephant

What one sees when going cold turkey from alcohol addiction.

The wino dried up and saw some pink elephants today.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

buddy

An experienced employee, paired up to a new recruit in large companies, such as supermarkets, such that the trainee can ask stupid questions and not bother the personnel officer with.

An uncool corporate word for "mentor".

Hey Buddy, where is the toilet? what does this notice mean? where is the duck pate? How do I use this stocktaking gizmo?

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Intelligence

The ability to get high score on IQ tests.

Albert got an IQ of 150 and is therefore very intelligent.

by Kerb November 28, 2004