Kerb's definitions

Colin Powell

1. An uncool rapper, as to a gathering of foreign generals (who tried their best not to appear embarrassed).

2. President Bush's ex-house nigger, soon to be replaced by Condoleeza Rice, the White House's black mama.

Colin Powell is now learning to skateboard.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

Intelligence

The ability to get high score on IQ tests.

Albert got an IQ of 150 and is therefore very intelligent.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

prank

To dress up as members of foreign royalty, sheiks, film stars, and book a tour on the state of the art naval warship, such as the Dreadnought. Thereby making the (insert nation) Navy looking like a right pillock.

What a prank! Bunga Bunga!

by Kerb November 29, 2004

fuckadelic

1. An orgy.

2. Anything with a lot of fucking it.

I went to a right fuckadelic swinger's party and fucked 15 people in one hour!

by Kerb November 29, 2004

faux pas

A major breach of etiquette. In other words a social blunder.

Girl: Can I play the guitar next to Keith in church?
Boy (loudly so that every churchgoer in the congregattion can hear): So you fancy him them?
Now, my boy, that is a faux pas.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

cuntstubble

Noun: A police woman who shaves her pubes.

There is a rumour going around in the police station canteen, that Inspector Jones is a cunstubble.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

doughnut

A circle of rubber left by cars and motorbikes as they smoke their tyres in a circle.

John made a doughnut with his car at the supermarket car park.

by Kerb November 27, 2004