Kerb's definitions

shit hits the fan

Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.

When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"

by Kerb November 28, 2004

spike

To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.

The eco warrior spiked 150 trees today.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

pink elephant

What one sees when going cold turkey from alcohol addiction.

The wino dried up and saw some pink elephants today.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

love burger

Hamburger (or vegeburger) shaped into a heart, then cooked and eaten in a bun sandwich.

Susan and I had a love burger in the Paris Hilton.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

Blunkett

Person, who is blind and claims to be the British Home Secretary.

I saw David Blunkett on the telly today.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

ehoh

Greeting in Tellytubbian

When in Tellytubbyland, say "Ehoh".

by Kerb November 30, 2004

moonwalk

Verb, a disco dance where one walks sliding backwards, but appear to be going forwards.

Michael is a good moonwalker.

by Kerb November 28, 2004