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Whats The Haploid?

Another way of saying “What’s up?”, “What’s the move?”, or “What’s happenin’?”
“Hey man! Whats the haploid?”
“Not much. How ‘bout you?”

Harvesting Haploids 

Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes
Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.
Harvesting Haploids by RM 3435 September 22, 2010
The mixture of names of both Microsoft's game Halo and Nintendo's game Metroid.
Monty Oum's video Haloid was a fantastic self made video!

Halo + Metroid Fusion = Haloid
Haloid by Leonardo187 November 24, 2007
Referring to a person who is no longer a virgin.
Adie: "Did you hear? Quinn got laid at the party the other night."
Elir: "Damn, she's a habloid? I always knew it was just a matter of time."
Habloid by Quinnithy February 21, 2011
A feeling a of knowing what you are so you can you can annoy your wife
"I'm a haptoid?" "No you're atopic" "oh I thought it was haptoid"
Haptoid by Laiboo October 24, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026