haploid

Describes one who has half the number of chromosomes that they should have. Akin to calling someone a retard and/or a freak of nature. Can also be used to imply that one is inbred.

"Don't you fucking look at me, you haploid circus clown!"

haploid by Doomus May 22, 2016

Whats The Haploid?

Another way of saying “What’s up?”, “What’s the move?”, or “What’s happenin’?”

“Hey man! Whats the haploid?”
“Not much. How ‘bout you?”

Whats The Haploid? by Swanky Cookie March 27, 2019

Harvesting Haploids 

Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes

Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.

Harvesting Haploids by RM 3435 September 22, 2010

Haloid

The mixture of names of both Microsoft's game Halo and Nintendo's game Metroid.

Monty Oum's video Haloid was a fantastic self made video!

Halo + Metroid Fusion = Haloid

Haloid by Leonardo187 November 24, 2007

Habloid 

Referring to a person who is no longer a virgin.

Adie: "Did you hear? Quinn got laid at the party the other night."
Elir: "Damn, she's a habloid? I always knew it was just a matter of time."

Habloid by Quinnithy February 21, 2011

Haptoid

A feeling a of knowing what you are so you can you can annoy your wife

"I'm a haptoid?" "No you're atopic" "oh I thought it was haptoid"

Haptoid by Laiboo October 24, 2025