Describes one who has half the number of chromosomes that they should have. Akin to calling someone a retard and/or a freak of nature. Can also be used to imply that one is inbred.
"Don't you fucking look at me, you haploid circus clown!"
by Doomus May 22, 2016
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Another way of saying “What’s up?”, “What’s the move?”, or “What’s happenin’?”
“Hey man! Whats the haploid?”
Not much. How ‘bout you?”
by Swanky Cookie March 27, 2019
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Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes
Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.
by RM 3435 September 22, 2010
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