A so-called hostess bar, with names like "Pink Pussy House", where a ugly skanky whore stands in the doorway attempting to attract the attention of a mark.
The mark, should he be seduced by "porno film showing" or "live sex right now", is charged £5 entry fee, and is led into the bar.
The bar is a badly decorated room, usually empty, with cheap tables, and reggae music playing in the background. The front girl returns to the front door.
An equally trashy ho waitress brings the mark a menu advertising a pint of beer for £4, glass of champagne for £10, basically drinks at double the local pub prices.
Mark buys pint of beer for £4, but get served a glass of watered down piss.
A large male then presents him with a bill for anything between £100-£500, depending on how rich Mark look.
If the mark haven't the cash on him, a second large male suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the two large men escorts the mark to the nearest cash machine, so that the mark can withdraw the cash.
They may not explicitly threaten violence, but look hard enough so as too discourage Mark not to mess about with them.
There are several in London. After ripped off tourists complain to Westminster Office of Fair Trading, an official accompanied by a vanload of police officers close down the place.
Magically, a few days later, another so-called hostess bar reopens under a new name, run by the same outfit.
The mark, should he be seduced by "porno film showing" or "live sex right now", is charged £5 entry fee, and is led into the bar.
The bar is a badly decorated room, usually empty, with cheap tables, and reggae music playing in the background. The front girl returns to the front door.
An equally trashy ho waitress brings the mark a menu advertising a pint of beer for £4, glass of champagne for £10, basically drinks at double the local pub prices.
Mark buys pint of beer for £4, but get served a glass of watered down piss.
A large male then presents him with a bill for anything between £100-£500, depending on how rich Mark look.
If the mark haven't the cash on him, a second large male suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the two large men escorts the mark to the nearest cash machine, so that the mark can withdraw the cash.
They may not explicitly threaten violence, but look hard enough so as too discourage Mark not to mess about with them.
There are several in London. After ripped off tourists complain to Westminster Office of Fair Trading, an official accompanied by a vanload of police officers close down the place.
Magically, a few days later, another so-called hostess bar reopens under a new name, run by the same outfit.
Mark entered a clip joint and left with £375 lighter, and with an intense desire to kill one of those filthy hos.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the clip joint mug.1. A plant whose leaves are dried, fermented, mixed with hundreds of addictives incvluding freebase nicotine, than rolled (usu. by machine), packed, and retailed in licensed outlet.
2. Plant containing nicotine, a carcinogen. In other words, smoking tobacco can cause cancer and a slow and painful death.
3. A legal drug.
2. Plant containing nicotine, a carcinogen. In other words, smoking tobacco can cause cancer and a slow and painful death.
3. A legal drug.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the tobacco mug.A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.
At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"
I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"
I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.
by Kerb December 01, 2004
Get the Quality Control mug.Nazi Germany shortlist of degenerates to genocide off:
Jews, negroes, communists, gypsies, mentally handicapped people (people with learning difficulties).
Word to be used with caution, used in discussion of German History, and World War II, and the book "Mein Kampf".
Jews, negroes, communists, gypsies, mentally handicapped people (people with learning difficulties).
Word to be used with caution, used in discussion of German History, and World War II, and the book "Mein Kampf".
Hitler's toothbrush moustache is now untermensh. Any pillock wearing one should shave it off. Right now.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the untermensch mug.Noun, a method of educating deaf children by speech and lipreading alone, without and/or banning the use of sign language.
With the result that deaf children grow up without learning eg. English language, and instead learns eg. British Sign Language from older children in school playgrounds.
Such deaf people end up with a deaf sounding voice, and poorly educated with a reading age of 9, unemployed or in unskilled labour.
Adj. Oralist.
With the result that deaf children grow up without learning eg. English language, and instead learns eg. British Sign Language from older children in school playgrounds.
Such deaf people end up with a deaf sounding voice, and poorly educated with a reading age of 9, unemployed or in unskilled labour.
Adj. Oralist.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Get the oralism mug.Words on a sign at boundary of naturist beach, beyond which it becomes a criminal offence to wander about buck naked.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the clothing optional mug.A person, usually male, who is unfortunate to be born into the Tucker family, hence Mr. Tucker; and who is also unpopular, such as a school principal or headmaster, might be unpopular.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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