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untermensch

Nazi Germany shortlist of degenerates to genocide off:

Jews, negroes, communists, gypsies, mentally handicapped people (people with learning difficulties).

Word to be used with caution, used in discussion of German History, and World War II, and the book "Mein Kampf".
Hitler's toothbrush moustache is now untermensh. Any pillock wearing one should shave it off. Right now.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
mugGet the untermenschmug.

Quality Control

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.
At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.
by Kerb December 1, 2004
mugGet the Quality Controlmug.

paris hilton

1. Noun: A Hilton hotel in Paris, France.

2. Person: A cunt on bird legs.
I surfed the net and came across Paris Hilton.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
mugGet the paris hiltonmug.

funky dreads

Ooh look at that policeman with funky dreads!
by Kerb November 28, 2004
mugGet the funky dreadsmug.

jelly wrestling

A sport similar to Graeco-Roman wrestling, played by two females in bikinis, in a shallow pool filled with jelly to a depth of about 30 cm. The aim is to win by pinfall, ie. holding down the opponent for three seconds. There are no rounds. After 10 minutes, or other predetermined period of contest time, there are no winners the result is declared a draw.

The result is that during the wrestling the bikinis slide about and often decomes detached from the wrestlers. The contest often degenerates into a playful romp, and the opportunity to view some nudity attract a large number of male and lesbian spectators.
My wife lost her bikinis at the jelly wrestling contest.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
mugGet the jelly wrestlingmug.

Bodypopping

A dance orginating in the 1980's where the joints of the body move in a sequence along the arms, torso, legs, so a wave appears to travel along the body.
Trevor won the international Bodypopping Contest this year.
by Kerb November 27, 2004
mugGet the Bodypoppingmug.

deaf rave

Noun: A rave, or party, organised by deaf people for deaf people, though hearing people are invited also.

The music is a mix of modern genres, such as R&B, house, raggae, dance, etc., but with the bass turned right up so that dancers are able to feel the music as strong vibrations through their bodies.
900 deafies went to the deaf rave.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
mugGet the deaf ravemug.

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