Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.
During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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urbandictionary

An online dictionary, editable by users, esp. youths, Americans, and people who have a sense of humour.

Unfortunately frequented by posers, mis-spellers, graffitti artists, wannabe trolls, thereby attracting quality controllers to clean the sh*t off the dictionary.
Quality controllers are legally entitled to remove racist, obscene, libellious material off Urbandictionary, as well as material that might be in breach of copyright.
by Kerb November 01, 2006
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Grey Abducter Alien

Species of extra terrestrial, sterile hybrid species, who collect haploid (eg sperm and ova) samples from a variety of DNA based species in the Milky Way Galaxy. In order to vary their gene pool, as they reproduce by cloning.

The sampling procedure involves placing donors into trance, then beaming themn aboard their crafts, and examining and obtaining samples, then returning said donors.
I read about Gray Aliens from a book called "Communion".
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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buddy

An experienced employee, paired up to a new recruit in large companies, such as supermarkets, such that the trainee can ask stupid questions and not bother the personnel officer with.

An uncool corporate word for "mentor".
Hey Buddy, where is the toilet? what does this notice mean? where is the duck pate? How do I use this stocktaking gizmo?
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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anorak

1. A fur coat garment, with hood, worn by Eskimos or Inuits.

2. A Western imitation of such garment, full of cheap insulating material, and lined with fake fur.

3. Garments worn by trainspotters, etc.

4. Train spotters, plane spotters, pylon spotters, bus spotters, mail van spotters, hearse spotters, Formula 1 spotters, 666 spotters, etc.
My name is John and I am an anorak. I am physically and psychologically addicted to spotting.
by Kerb November 29, 2004
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mohigan

Noun: A punk hairstyle, of shaven head except for a strip of hair along the centre of the head from the forehead to the back of the neck.

The strip of hair may be dyed into bright colours, styled into spikes using glue, or into an enormous brush like vertical quiff.
I went into a barber and asked for a mohigan.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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love burger

Hamburger (or vegeburger) shaped into a heart, then cooked and eaten in a bun sandwich.
Susan and I had a love burger in the Paris Hilton.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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