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tennis

A sport in which the players use their racquets to hit a ball over a net to score a point against the other player. Everyone knows the racquet to use when playing tennis is a Prince. Not Head.

I played tennis with my Prince racquet and won 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0. Head racquets aren't good.

tennis by Justin June 17, 2004

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noob sauce

being totaly new at somthing and being really bad at it too

i faced this one noob in paintball and i totaly wasted him.. but it was fucken funny when he started to cry. he was a noob beyond noob.....he was noob sauce

noob sauce by justin June 17, 2004

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itd

inner thigh distance of a woman (person)

she has a nice ITD

she can fit a keg in her ITD

itd by justin June 10, 2004

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escapade

A slang word for "escapede'", used by the primitive Moungrels in their early years of uniting as a sign of being extremely hungry or horny, or a mixture of both.

Freddie: "Boy! I am so escapade!!"
Jessica: "Ya, well, you can eat me and **** me at the same time."

escapade by Justin June 9, 2004