Jp's definitions

university of texas

also known as tu

students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed

Full of hippies and queers

the university of texas is the 2ns best university in texas

by JP January 28, 2005

cuchi cuchi

Meaningless but funny catch phrase invented by the musician Charo. Often seen on her many appearances on the show "The Love Boat".

You know you want this cuchi cuchi!

Cuchi cuchi baby!

by JP January 30, 2005

Charo

Flamenco musician of the 70s. Holds the record for most guest appearances on the show "The Love Boat" and coined the phrase "cuchi cuchi". She recently appeared on the show "The Surreal Life 3".

Wow, charo has some huge boobies!

by JP January 30, 2005

PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.

Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.

by JP February 1, 2005

hegs wall

Laughably bad, random, or ridiculous resumes and other notes that people send into film production offices. Usually displayed on an office wall for the amusement of all.

David became highly embarassed when he saw his resume pinned up on the hegs wall next to an inmate's love letter to the child actor, a synopsis to an adult film called "Toy Story," and a picture of everyone in the office posing with a carboard cutout of Dean Cain as Superman.

by JP May 13, 2005

sly fox

To inconspicuously pee sideways while walking forward --- usually occurs when a bathroom is not convenient and the group refuses to wait for you.

Steve sly foxed after leaving the party and got away scott free, but Toby peed on a tire and got himself arrested.

by JP May 13, 2005

Crusade

What President Bush says when he forgets his scripted answer and makes an accidental allusion to the most significant form of religious imperialism of all time.

Reporter: Well Mr. Bush, what are we going to do about these terrorists?

Bush: Well, we're going to conduct a crusade...

Reporter: *Cringe*

by JP May 1, 2004