'Reakin' Fretard

(1)Slang for "freakin' Retard". (2)Slang for "Stinkin' Freakin' Retard".

Damn you're a 'reakin' fretard!

by Jen June 18, 2006

R.O.F.L

R.O.F.L=Rolling On Floor Laughing

boy:have you ever seen a llama on the floor doing a cartwheel while balancing three plates on his head?
girl:..NO! HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY IM R.O.F.L.!!!!

by jen June 14, 2006

woot

the canadian way to say "what"

" woot was that?? i saw it scurry aboot that way!!!"

by JEN April 17, 2003

sportsphds

LOSERS who need therapy

The sportphds are so jealous of the beautiful people from their hometown, they need to talk crap all the time.

by jen April 09, 2003

Hopie

n. a Mount Hopian, a person who lives in the area, and participates in a hickish lifestyle

n. a person who lives in MOUNT HOPE

adj. dirty, smelly, hickish

Jen Ellis

by jen December 02, 2003

fuck muffin

N. An affection term, normally said by the guy to the girl.

Origin: Joe

Joe: Bye fuck muffin, love u lots!
Jen: Bye cup cake, see u later on tonight! ;-)

by Jen July 30, 2004

Speculum

A speculum is a device that allows one to gently open a body cavity (ie. the vagina or anus). It generally consists of two smooth spatulas which move apart when the handle is squeezed.

Billy used the 'speculum' to open Gary's anus.

by Jen November 14, 2003