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cordless phone

a radio telephone with a full-duplex (i.e. transmit on one frequency band and recieve on a different frequency band, and it is always transmitting and recieving) radio, and that allows both people on the line can yell at each other at the same time.

people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but since it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the MOBILE (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.Isolation in the BASE keeps the 2 sides of the conversation on different frequencies, but mechanical coupling in the handset (mobile) means the rx feeds into the tx and viceversa, so that you can hear both sides of the conversation.

In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.
I listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radio scanner.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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pantie wetter

a large penis when deemed attractive by a woman
Wow! His dick is a real pantie wetter; I got soaked just looking at his thick 7-incher said Jane.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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jack and jill

(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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stag and doe

a wedding shower that includes men and both sides of the wedding couple, not just the bride; see jack and jill or jack & jill
My wife and I went to a stag and doe last Saturday for Greg and Julie who are getting married next month.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.
I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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friends with benefits

Two friends, a man & a woman, with a casual dating relationship; the benefits can be long,deep,flirting conversations, or jack and jill sessions, or mutual masterbation, or make-out sessions which can include just an exchange of oral sex or penetration sex without commitment.
We're not dating, we're just friends with benefits.Sometimes he comes over and we just talk,other times we masturbate ourselves without touching, then sometimes we get each other off one way or another, once in a while we fuck, its different everytime we see each other.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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7-11

7" dick, 11" vagina ===> vaginal fart (vart)
He did her doggie-style and when she lay on her back afterwards, she let out a huge gust of wind; he had pumped her full of air.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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