Definitions by JP$

bell-ringer 

Derived from the characteristics of the historical figure Quasi Moto, this adjective refers to any person (preferably of the opposite sex) who possesses at least one (but not limited to) physical trait of Quasi Moto. For example: hunchback, oversized features, moles, foul smell, tattered clothing, and/or overall hideous appearance.

"So Travis brought home another bell-ringer last night, I bet she can really tug some rope"

bell-ringer by JP$ February 23, 2005

Fresh Tail 

Refers to any piece of ass that is new to you, does not necessarily mean fresh in terms of quality, hygiene, weight, or looks.

"there's some fresh tail for you"
"dude, she's fat"

Fresh Tail by JP$ December 13, 2004

sasquatch

your friends girlfriend who is three times the size of him and has a massive swamp crotch vagina.

He really needs to get rid of that sasquatch vagina

sasquatch by JP$ September 30, 2003

average

Good Enough to bang after a few beers

So what do you think of her?
well, She's average.
So Would you do her?
Well, if I was drunk and I never had to talk to her again.

average by JP$ September 30, 2003

snail

A hard-rail without premature ejaculation

So are they snailin?
Does she snail?
Damn he can snail!

snail by JP$ September 30, 2003

persian squirrel 

In refence to the size of a male's genitals. Abnormally small with massive testicals.

I saw him in the locker room today, basically hung like a p-squirrel

persian squirrel by JP$ September 30, 2003

meaningless cream 

Sexual Intercourse, usually after a long term relationship break-up, where the male settles for any pussy that he can get without wasting time, energy, emotion, or contraceptives. Love, Cuddling, and conversation are never factors.

Boyfriend:I miss Rachel...
Friend: Shut-up! Go get a meaningless cream

meaningless cream by JP$ September 30, 2003