JK's definitions

Mozilla

Mozilla is an open-source web browser.
open-source means that anyone who has some coding skills can get mozillas source code for free and modify the browser.

by JK July 13, 2003

D-Rock

Frizzy haired male frequently skips class to take road trips to weird places like Iowa. Attractive but loses any and all skill with ladies when under the influence of alcohol. Obsessed with Madden 2005. Probably masturbates between 16 and 17 times per day. King of diving for little to no reason in broomball. Very sexy, huge wang, etc etc.

-Hey D-Rock quit playing your Madden franchise and come drink.

-Krog pushes D-Rock and some girl into eachother and they kiss. D-Rock thanks Krog

-Doesn't D-Rock have class today? Yeah but he's in Michigan.

by JK February 18, 2005

eulonima

Loser, cunt, fucktard, twat, depressoid

oh my god, i cant believe youre such a eulonima
j00 is a total eulonima, jesusmoses

by JK October 1, 2004

snap

cool, fine, excellent, nifty, swell

She snap. That some snap que. Snap threads, girl.

by JK December 18, 2003

crack

whoops; darn; uh-oh; snap

Oh, crack! I spilt kool-aid all over the carpet.

by jk January 5, 2007

slip n'slide

to sit on a toilet seat that has been urinated upon

He was ready to drop a duece but not knowing his friend went to the bathrom ealier, he was in for a slip n' slide.

by JK March 18, 2004

tweak

(1) to act like a spaz (see spaz) (2)to be incredibly hyperactive to the point that people believe you to either be mentally insane or hopped up on something (while not under the influence of drugs)

Did you see how Doug was tweakin' the other day?

by JK April 3, 2005