JK's definitions

D-Rock

Frizzy haired male frequently skips class to take road trips to weird places like Iowa. Attractive but loses any and all skill with ladies when under the influence of alcohol. Obsessed with Madden 2005. Probably masturbates between 16 and 17 times per day. King of diving for little to no reason in broomball. Very sexy, huge wang, etc etc.

-Hey D-Rock quit playing your Madden franchise and come drink.

-Krog pushes D-Rock and some girl into eachother and they kiss. D-Rock thanks Krog

-Doesn't D-Rock have class today? Yeah but he's in Michigan.

by JK February 18, 2005

Bedford Middle School

a place where teachers(drill sargents) are full of shit and many lives are lost each year.
Located in Westport, CT

Fuck, i'm going to Bedford.

by JK November 17, 2004

green day

really good band. have been good since they started, which means that american idiot is not their first album. i do not care that people like their music now, but it would be nice if they would appreciate that they had loads of albums BEFORE american idiot which were equally as good. there is more to this band than 'hot' billie joe armstrong, which means all you idiots who think you are his secret wife or something should just shoosh. and american idiot and boulevard of broken dreams are NOT their only songs (horror of all horrors).

*silly girly girl* - omg! green day are just sooo amazing! i love american idiot! it's like, so totally the best song EVER! don't wana be an american idiot!

by jk May 13, 2005

Mozilla

Mozilla is an open-source web browser.
open-source means that anyone who has some coding skills can get mozillas source code for free and modify the browser.

by JK July 13, 2003

crack

whoops; darn; uh-oh; snap

Oh, crack! I spilt kool-aid all over the carpet.

by jk January 5, 2007

slip n'slide

to sit on a toilet seat that has been urinated upon

He was ready to drop a duece but not knowing his friend went to the bathrom ealier, he was in for a slip n' slide.

by JK March 18, 2004

4x4

TRUE 4x4 has "POSI" traction LOCKERS on the FRONT AND REAR difs. IF not, its not "TRUE" 4x4. Get stuck if you don't believe me, only 1 tire up front and in back will spin!!

My hott 1971 K/5 BLAZER (full convertible that is)

by jk June 10, 2004