jk's definitions

Reverse sharking

The female equivilent of Sharking

Did you SEE her sharking him just now?

by JK August 3, 2004

semen

Fluid containing sperm.Translucent, sticky stuff which smells of ammonia or pine fresh.When ejaculated it is warm but soon turns cold and will dry quickly.

sprogspawn that smells

by JK March 7, 2004

rudeboy

A youth destined for macdonalds or prison. Usually associates with chavs and other ruders. In gangs rudes hunt down vulnerable white individuals and stop them with phrases like "eh blud, you blaze?" hoping to see put their number, as they 'deal' on your phone. If you are stopped by rudeboys you are almost certainly going to be searched. These poor beggars are so desperate they'll even grab the back pockets of your jeans and have a good feel of your buttocks if you're lucky. Usually, these kids stay out all night and sleep on their beaten down matresses in their council homes during the day. Rudes generally don't do any drugs and their mums only let them have an alcopop at a party every now and then.

a rudeboy was walking down the road with his 'clik' when a white boy all alone walked towards them. He was seen and chased and then robbed.

by JK November 4, 2004

emo boy

A fag, who sits in the dark and cries about sandwiches.

Danny Allott sat in the dark and cried because is sandwich was lost.

by Jk July 18, 2006

You Know It

Originally coined by Frank The Tank (Will Ferrell) in the movie Old School, this phrase is now running rampant in college campuses across America. Can be said in agreement to a statement, or in answer to a question. Also at random times if you're bored.

1: F: Awesome... YES! I am back. Woo! You KNOW it!

2: A: This Karkov tastes really good.
J: You know it!

3: D: Dude, did you just pass me in Mario kart?
B: You know it!

4: J: God I'm wasted... YOU KNOW IT!

by JK February 8, 2005

shitheel

An asshole; a despicable, loathesome person.

My roommate during my freshman year of college was a shitheel.

by JK March 15, 2003

Bumbasquat

A word that can literally mean anything you want. It was created by Avid Merrion in the TV series of Bo Selecta!, Where it is said by Trisha.

Oh My god, shut up you bumbasquat!

by JK June 20, 2004