jk's definitions

T-Bird

A unique individual of Pacific Island descent. Originally named Theresa, this amazing and splendid creature was given a variety of nick names. Not just T-Bird, but T-Bag and Terry as well. Tends to do interesting things upon drinking alcohol.

Holy shit T-Bird is climbing the wall in her dream!

by JK February 7, 2005

Sexio

Sort of like Rufio from the movie Hook, but sexier. Known for charm with the ladies and rugby slut pulling ability, this attractive man is the cock of the walk. Literally.

Sexio!
Sexio!
Sex.... e... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by JK February 15, 2005

MIL

Midwest city at its finest. Milwaukee. Those who rep the city know it straight ballin 24/7. 100kgs crack pushed daily.

Strait slangin the crack gotta make bail....i come fromt he city of the MIL

by JK December 17, 2004

Snydered

To overpay for a product (athelete) usually to ludicrous amounts, in reference to Dan Snyder- owner of the Washington Redskins.

Q: Danny-boy paid $8.6M for a trade for Mark Brunnell??

A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.

by JK March 3, 2004

Reverse sharking

The female equivilent of Sharking

Did you SEE her sharking him just now?

by JK August 3, 2004

eulonima

Loser, cunt, fucktard, twat, depressoid

oh my god, i cant believe youre such a eulonima
j00 is a total eulonima, jesusmoses

by JK October 1, 2004

D-Rock

Frizzy haired male frequently skips class to take road trips to weird places like Iowa. Attractive but loses any and all skill with ladies when under the influence of alcohol. Obsessed with Madden 2005. Probably masturbates between 16 and 17 times per day. King of diving for little to no reason in broomball. Very sexy, huge wang, etc etc.

-Hey D-Rock quit playing your Madden franchise and come drink.

-Krog pushes D-Rock and some girl into eachother and they kiss. D-Rock thanks Krog

-Doesn't D-Rock have class today? Yeah but he's in Michigan.

by JK February 18, 2005