Krog

A girthier name for a mans penis or reproductive organ.

Ya dude she totally shlurped on his krog last night.

by LankHunt42 October 25, 2017

Krog

To move at a sufficient pace for progress

Now we're kroging along!

by The Krogster August 11, 2023

Krog

Krog is a verb that is a synonym of tea bagging. Its origin stems from the grocery store, Kroger. Remember before krogging someone, be sure to ask,"Paper or plastic?"

Dude! After swinging my Richard around, I totally krogged her.

by Swinging Richard October 28, 2010

Krog

a very very very big loser

kind of like pee wee hermen

by lil s February 10, 2005

Krog

A Combo of every racist slur in the world.

An example of the filthiest person in the world, doesn't even have paved roads

I saw a few fucking Krogs eating bugs, damn those Krogs don't got paved roads

by Cycongod1 June 17, 2009

Krog

A person who is a prime example of what shitty things alcohol will do to you.

Look! That guy's a TOTAL KROG! He doesn't do anything but drink and go to work and get lame hookups.

by jthugsucks February 20, 2005

krog

The word krog originates from the grocery store "Kroger." A krog is someone who buys important goods there, not groceries. These goods could be anything, such as shoes, clothes, or dildos. It can be used to insult someone in just about any situation.

Wow look at that krog over there in the all black new balance shoes and sleeveless T.

by jfisha December 15, 2009