JK's definitions

guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

by jk October 28, 2004

shitheel

An asshole; a despicable, loathesome person.

My roommate during my freshman year of college was a shitheel.

by JK March 15, 2003

516

Used to describe parties. Outta control, off-the-hook, hot, tight, etc. Especially parties so ridiculous that cops are basically gauranteed to show up (and call for backup!)

If youre doin it right, havin a 516-style party means you might be usin your one phone call later on. But it'll be worth it.

History:
To the layman, the unitiated, 516 refers to the Long Island area code. Insiders know it is actually in reference to 516 University Ave, for obvious reasons.

Yo, we gotta hit up that party tonight, shit's gonna be 516!

We chillin 516 style this weekend.

by jk March 3, 2004

belgut

Someone french with an italian girlfriend who likes sex, art, weed and communist culture of south american countries.
Has KJ's and other cool people as friends over internet communication devices (icq).

Remi Godin (NO THATS NOT HIS REAL NAME)

by JK February 9, 2004

4x4

TRUE 4x4 has "POSI" traction LOCKERS on the FRONT AND REAR difs. IF not, its not "TRUE" 4x4. Get stuck if you don't believe me, only 1 tire up front and in back will spin!!

My hott 1971 K/5 BLAZER (full convertible that is)

by jk June 10, 2004

nmbla

A sexual position, most commonly used by donkeys.

"Come on baby, lets do it nmbla style."
"You mean like a donkey?"

by JK June 5, 2004

semen

Fluid containing sperm.Translucent, sticky stuff which smells of ammonia or pine fresh.When ejaculated it is warm but soon turns cold and will dry quickly.

sprogspawn that smells

by JK March 7, 2004