by Jimmy May 13, 2005

Ur a chief salmon berry!
by jimmy May 13, 2005

Let me start off by saying, rainbow parties are dumb. And before you stop reading, just hear me out.
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?
OBVIOUS reason #1: Why do guys want RAINBOWS on their... well on any body part for that matter. Rainbows are connected with being gay. So why a straight guy would want a rainbow colored dick is beyond me.
OBVIOUS reason #2: Does it not disturb any of you guys out there that the girl who is putting her "mark" on you just had her mouth on another's guy's dick? Imagine this: precum from another guy being transferred onto your dick from this girl's mouth.
OBVIOUS reason #3: Wouldn't you much rather a girl give you a full on blowjob than to give you her "mark"?
OBVIOUS reason #3: Oh wow, I got a rainbow on my dick. But I'm still horny because these girls' mouths have been all over me and I haven't got off.
by Jimmy May 13, 2005

by jimmy October 22, 2004

In Australia, teenagers of age 16 - 17 (depending on which state they're in) can obtain their Learner plates (L's) for driving. L plates require the driver to have a fully licensed driver (one without any plates) accompanying them at all times.
After a certain amount of time, (min. 6 months in some states) L platers can obtain their P plates which enables the driver to drive un-accompanied.
However, the act of flippin' platers sees an L plater swapping his plates around (since they are double sided - one side has an L and the other has a P) to make it seem as if they are a P plater. Illegal but otherwise very useful until you get pulled over.
After a certain amount of time, (min. 6 months in some states) L platers can obtain their P plates which enables the driver to drive un-accompanied.
However, the act of flippin' platers sees an L plater swapping his plates around (since they are double sided - one side has an L and the other has a P) to make it seem as if they are a P plater. Illegal but otherwise very useful until you get pulled over.
Guy 1: How DID you get here? There is no way you could have walked from one side of town to the other.
Guy 2: Flippin' plates!
Guy 2: Flippin' plates!
by Jimmy April 17, 2006

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004

by jimmy November 08, 2003
