JEff's definitions

down b

To give someone a sweet uppercut (in the style of Mortal Kombat.)

Yo, dawg, Plaks is such an asshole; so I gave him a down b and knocked his monkey ass down!

by Jeff May 15, 2004

Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER

Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.

by Jeff May 15, 2004

Keira Knightley

The hottest actress in the Known World

I'd love to lock that keira knightley's english muffin!

by Jeff May 15, 2004

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Old Klingon proverb by Khaless the unforgettable.

Sweet line

by Jeff May 15, 2004

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak

Klingon for: today is a good day to die

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak, muther fucker

by Jeff May 15, 2004

on your neck

to be have or to be better than someone or something.

anything better is on your neck

by Jeff May 19, 2004

pen16

the REAl 1337 speling of penis... or else a penis that is high tech

/\/\3 5() 1337. /\/\'/ Pen16 15 |31993|2 7|-|4/\/ U|2'5

pff, my pen16 is a penis AND a can opener!

by Jeff May 25, 2004