pissrock

A large rock or boulder for pissing on, especially while camping or hiking.

*Note: Must be used more than once to qualify, but only for urinating, not any other bodily function.

"I gotta take a leak, but I can't find a toilet."

"Then go to the pissrock."

"Oh."

by Ian April 12, 2005

shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 17, 2006

n00bies

spawned from the world of online games and geek
a collection of new, bad and irritating "noobs"

i'm going to pwn j00 n00bies

by ian August 17, 2004

wanksta

like all rappers.. who aint really gangstas.. just nob heads who act hard... a wanksta is some guy names stan who wanks and his parents being so dumb forget the n on the end of his name

:) had ya ma in bed ya nob ed

by ian May 03, 2004

schlong

a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!

The schlong was long.
I schlonged yer mom!
Eric has no schlong.
Damn, thats some schlong he's got there.
AND THE WINNING SCHLONG IS...

by Ian March 02, 2004

I ain't fuck ya

To be completely honest with someone. A promise not to play head games or beat about the bush. Beautiful.

"I ain't fuck ya. That diamond necklace is really worth $2 million. I'll sell it to you for $20."

by ian January 21, 2004

kanuxnewbie

Quite possibly one of the gayest things/people in the world.

oh my god, you are such a KanuxNewbie!

by Ian April 02, 2004