Humanish's definitions

$24.00

The cost of an Urban Dictionary neck gaiter. There are easier and cheaper ways to die from suffocation.

CDC: Let's all go buy neck gaiters from Urban Dictionary, stating "Cornteen" on them! Only $24.00

by Humanish September 30, 2020

Moist

A very obese, lazy bitch sitting in a 110 degree room, who hasn't showered in 5 years, and is entirely naked.

Neil: I live with a moist bitch.
The choir: *gasps*

by Humanish October 1, 2020

$30.00

The, although inflated, price of an UrbDic shirt. Buy it with this definition and get $0.00 off of your order!

Me and my 1-inch bought this $30.00 shirt, along with everything else UrbDic has to offer, because I'm filthy rich! My 1-inch is just the first part though, and I'm not the best in the bedroom...

by Humanish October 1, 2020

zxasqwcvdferbnghtymjkuilop

When you are SO FUCKIN BORED that you type the entire keyboard, in twos, from left to right, bottom to top.

Get back to homework.

I typed zxasqwcvdferbnghtymjkuilop!!!! I hAz SmArTnEzZeS!!!!!1111!1!1!

by Humanish October 2, 2020

bnmvcxzhjklgfdsayuioptrewq

When you are SO FUCKING BORED that you have to type each key from the middles to the respective side from the bottom up. GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!!!

"Wait, I think I might have a new combination! It's bnmvcxzhjklgfdsayuioptrewq!
UrbDic: no

by Humanish October 2, 2020

$48.00

The insane, overinflated price of an urbandictionary sweatshirt. I mean, come on, who would buy that unless it had porn virus or cornteen on it?

I paid $48.00 for a goddamn sweatshirt! I'm filthy rich!

by Humanish October 1, 2020

%3D

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Non-Nerd: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%3D should be %3D, not =!
Nerd: But that's what it is. %3D is = to =.

Non-Nerd: hAi Im sTuUpIiId!!!!111!!1!!

by Humanish September 30, 2020