Humanish's definitions

$24.00

The cost of an Urban Dictionary neck gaiter. There are easier and cheaper ways to die from suffocation.

CDC: Let's all go buy neck gaiters from Urban Dictionary, stating "Cornteen" on them! Only $24.00

by Humanish September 30, 2020

Hello

What you say to your friendly neighborhood drug dealer when buying 100 kilograms of cocaine for a steal of a price.

Hello! Nice prices, there.

by Humanish September 30, 2020

%3D

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Non-Nerd: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%3D should be %3D, not =!
Nerd: But that's what it is. %3D is = to =.

Non-Nerd: hAi Im sTuUpIiId!!!!111!!1!!

by Humanish September 30, 2020

electronic organ

n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.

n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.

Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.

by Humanish September 30, 2020

Moist

A very obese, lazy bitch sitting in a 110 degree room, who hasn't showered in 5 years, and is entirely naked.

Neil: I live with a moist bitch.
The choir: *gasps*

by Humanish October 1, 2020

$48.00

The insane, overinflated price of an urbandictionary sweatshirt. I mean, come on, who would buy that unless it had porn virus or cornteen on it?

I paid $48.00 for a goddamn sweatshirt! I'm filthy rich!

by Humanish October 1, 2020

$30.00

The, although inflated, price of an UrbDic shirt. Buy it with this definition and get $0.00 off of your order!

Me and my 1-inch bought this $30.00 shirt, along with everything else UrbDic has to offer, because I'm filthy rich! My 1-inch is just the first part though, and I'm not the best in the bedroom...

by Humanish October 1, 2020