Definitions by Humanish

Visit the store 

Something Urban Dictionary wants you to do so you can buy their $24.00, $25.00, $30.00, and $48.00 items for your husband Karen.

UrbDic: Visit the store!
...
UrbDic: VISIT THE STORE.

Visit the store by Humanish October 2, 2020

bnmvcxzhjklgfdsayuioptrewq 

When you are SO FUCKING BORED that you have to type each key from the middles to the respective side from the bottom up. GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!!!

"Wait, I think I might have a new combination! It's bnmvcxzhjklgfdsayuioptrewq!
UrbDic: no

bnmvcxzhjklgfdsayuioptrewq by Humanish October 2, 2020

$30.00 

The, although inflated, price of an UrbDic shirt. Buy it with this definition and get $0.00 off of your order!

Me and my 1-inch bought this $30.00 shirt, along with everything else UrbDic has to offer, because I'm filthy rich! My 1-inch is just the first part though, and I'm not the best in the bedroom...

$30.00 by Humanish October 1, 2020

$48.00

The insane, overinflated price of an urbandictionary sweatshirt. I mean, come on, who would buy that unless it had porn virus or cornteen on it?

I paid $48.00 for a goddamn sweatshirt! I'm filthy rich!

$48.00 by Humanish October 1, 2020

Moist 

A very obese, lazy bitch sitting in a 110 degree room, who hasn't showered in 5 years, and is entirely naked.

Neil: I live with a moist bitch.
The choir: *gasps*

Moist by Humanish October 1, 2020

electronic organ 

n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.

n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.

Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.

electronic organ by Humanish September 30, 2020

%3D 

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Non-Nerd: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%3D should be %3D, not =!
Nerd: But that's what it is. %3D is = to =.

Non-Nerd: hAi Im sTuUpIiId!!!!111!!1!!

%3D by Humanish September 30, 2020