Hello

What you say to your friendly neighborhood drug dealer when buying 100 kilograms of cocaine for a steal of a price.

Hello! Nice prices, there.

by Humanish September 30, 2020

blixx

A term coined in Jason M. Hough's novel Zero World used as an alternate-world version of fuck.

Note: never used in place of "motherfucker"; don't try it.

"Those blixxing Southerners"

by Humanish November 19, 2023

$48.00

The insane, overinflated price of an urbandictionary sweatshirt. I mean, come on, who would buy that unless it had porn virus or cornteen on it?

I paid $48.00 for a goddamn sweatshirt! I'm filthy rich!

by Humanish October 01, 2020

humanish

Part gendered human and part other things. A very rare and exotic being, only a few known to exist.

A humanish is a very uncommon species.

by Humanish September 28, 2020

8668

What you get when you add 1337 and 7331 together.

Un-1337 p3rs0n: I @m 50 1337, b3113r th@n j00 8668 p30pl3.

by Humanish October 12, 2020

electronic organ

n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.

n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.

Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.

by Humanish September 30, 2020

tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz

YOU'RE FUCKING BORED AGAIN. I SMELL IT.

Hey, I found another qwerty combination! Middle-left-right.

tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz is the true sign of ABSOLUTE BOREDOM.

by Humanish October 02, 2020