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The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.
Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.
by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022
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Can you Photoshop this picture for me?
I use GIMP.
So can you Photoshop this picture for me?
...Sure
I use GIMP.
So can you Photoshop this picture for me?
...Sure
by Hogan Torah October 4, 2021
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Get the Looking For Ralph mug.1.(noun) Something useless
2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.
2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.
This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.
by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020
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n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax
n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax
He was determined to make me come I thought I was going to have to pee the bed and say I squirted, but as I was about to pee I had a cumception right before he busted.
by Hogan Torah October 23, 2020
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Arby's roast beef sandwiches are said to bear a resemblance to some women's genitals.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches are said to bear a resemblance to some women's genitals.
I was finished with the hooker but still had 45 minutes left, so I asked my roommate if he wanted to hit the drive-thru at Arby's.
by Hogan Torah October 21, 2020
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2. A profession that you assign to people that indicates you have no idea what they do for a living.
2. A profession that you assign to people that indicates you have no idea what they do for a living.
Cousin Scott? Beats me. Still living somewhere terrible in the Midwest working as a Eel tickler is my guess.
by Hogan Torah October 20, 2020
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