by Hogan Torah October 18, 2020
A woman who is perfect. In reality this woman doesn't exist or has to be hiding something. Why would such a perfect woman want anything to do with me? She must be a fembot. Women like this simply don't exist in real life. She might be a cyborg
by Hogan Torah December 29, 2019
(verb) the grossest sex euphemism there is.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches are said to bear a resemblance to some women's genitals.
Arby's roast beef sandwiches are said to bear a resemblance to some women's genitals.
I was finished with the hooker but still had 45 minutes left, so I asked my roommate if he wanted to hit the drive-thru at Arby's.
by Hogan Torah October 22, 2020
(exclamation) a greeting you say flatly to the person who has been watching you doing something embarrassing.
by Hogan Torah October 18, 2020
The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.
Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.
by Hogan Torah September 13, 2022
The worst named piece of open source software ever. Used to manipulate photos by people who don't have a cracked copy of Photoshop 6
Can you Photoshop this picture for me?
I use GIMP.
So can you Photoshop this picture for me?
...Sure
I use GIMP.
So can you Photoshop this picture for me?
...Sure
by Hogan Torah October 04, 2021
/𝘬ə𝘮ˈ𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘚𝘏(ə)𝘯/
n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax
n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax
He was determined to make me come I thought I was going to have to pee the bed and say I squirted, but as I was about to pee I had a cumception right before he busted.
by Hogan Torah October 23, 2020