Fembot

A woman who is perfect. In reality this woman doesn't exist or has to be hiding something. Why would such a perfect woman want anything to do with me? She must be a fembot. Women like this simply don't exist in real life. She might be a cyborg

"How was your honeymoon Austin?"

"Well, it turned out Vanessa was a fembot..."

by Hogan Torah December 29, 2019

Fight Club fired

The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.

Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.

by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022

Cumception

/𝘬ə𝘮ˈ𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘚𝘏(ə)𝘯/

n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax

He was determined to make me come I thought I was going to have to pee the bed and say I squirted, but as I was about to pee I had a cumception right before he busted.

by Hogan Torah October 23, 2020

front butt

How a 15 year old girl refers to her genitals when they are trying not to be vulgar.

He asked me to show him my front butt but I did not.

by Hogan Torah October 17, 2020

GIMP

The worst named piece of open source software ever. Used to manipulate photos by people who don't have a cracked copy of Photoshop 6

Can you Photoshop this picture for me?
I use GIMP.
So can you Photoshop this picture for me?
...Sure

by Hogan Torah October 04, 2021

Looking For Ralph

(verb) Leaving a group to go vomit caused by over consumption of alcohol and/or drugs.

I drank two bottles of Bacardi Limon then went looking for Ralph.

by Hogan Torah February 15, 2021

Eel Tickler

1. An imaginary profession where one tickles eels.

2. A profession that you assign to people that indicates you have no idea what they do for a living.

Cousin Scott? Beats me. Still living somewhere terrible in the Midwest working as a Eel tickler is my guess.

by Hogan Torah October 20, 2020