Hit the drive-thru at Arby's

(verb) the grossest sex euphemism there is.

Arby's roast beef sandwiches are said to bear a resemblance to some women's genitals.

I was finished with the hooker but still had 45 minutes left, so I asked my roommate if he wanted to hit the drive-thru at Arby's.

by Hogan Torah October 22, 2020

Oh Hi Mark

(exclamation) a greeting you say flatly to the person who has been watching you doing something embarrassing.

it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi Mark.

by Hogan Torah October 18, 2020

front butt

How a 15 year old girl refers to her genitals when they are trying not to be vulgar.

He asked me to show him my front butt but I did not.

by Hogan Torah October 18, 2020

Fembot

A woman who is perfect. In reality this woman doesn't exist or has to be hiding something. Why would such a perfect woman want anything to do with me? She must be a fembot. Women like this simply don't exist in real life. She might be a cyborg

"How was your honeymoon Austin?"

"Well, it turned out Vanessa was a fembot..."

by Hogan Torah December 29, 2019

Eel Tickler

1. An imaginary profession where one tickles eels.

2. A profession that you assign to people that indicates you have no idea what they do for a living.

Cousin Scott? Beats me. Still living somewhere terrible in the Midwest working as a Eel tickler is my guess.

by Hogan Torah October 21, 2020

Cumception

/𝘬ə𝘮ˈ𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘚𝘏(ə)𝘯/

n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax

He was determined to make me come I thought I was going to have to pee the bed and say I squirted, but as I was about to pee I had a cumception right before he busted.

by Hogan Torah October 23, 2020

GIMP

The worst named piece of open source software ever. Used to manipulate photos by people who don't have a cracked copy of Photoshop 6

Can you Photoshop this picture for me?
I use GIMP.
So can you Photoshop this picture for me?
...Sure

by Hogan Torah October 04, 2021