Hogan Torah's definitions

Oh Hi Mark

(exclamation) a greeting you say flatly to the person who has been watching you doing something embarrassing.

it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi Mark.

by Hogan Torah October 17, 2020

Toaster Fridge

1.(noun) Something useless

2. (noun) The completely redundant repackaging of two existing things that shouldn't go together.

This Ebook that you can write on seems a bit toaster fridge. I have a phone that already does both those things in color.

by Hogan Torah November 23, 2020

Cumception

/𝘬ə𝘮ˈ𝘴𝘦𝘱𝘚𝘏(ə)𝘯/

n. The act of faking an orgasm so realistically it unexpectedly turns into an actual climax

He was determined to make me come I thought I was going to have to pee the bed and say I squirted, but as I was about to pee I had a cumception right before he busted.

by Hogan Torah October 23, 2020

Fight Club fired

The extreme version of quiet quitting. Instead of doing the bare minimum to keep your job, you are actively trying to be fired by displaying psychotic behavior.

Bob brought in 50 cans of baked beans and stacked them in a pyramid on his desk then started praying to them in tongues. I think he's trying to get Fight Club fired.

by Hogan Torah September 12, 2022

front butt

How a 15 year old girl refers to her genitals when they are trying not to be vulgar.

He asked me to show him my front butt but I did not.

by Hogan Torah October 17, 2020

Hit the drive-thru at Arby's

(verb) the grossest sex euphemism there is.

Arby's roast beef sandwiches are said to bear a resemblance to some women's genitals.

I was finished with the hooker but still had 45 minutes left, so I asked my roommate if he wanted to hit the drive-thru at Arby's.

by Hogan Torah October 21, 2020

Looking For Ralph

(verb) Leaving a group to go vomit caused by over consumption of alcohol and/or drugs.

I drank two bottles of Bacardi Limon then went looking for Ralph.

by Hogan Torah February 15, 2021