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Definitions by Harry Flashman

holy fucking shit 

An exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.
Holy fucking shit, Hillary said she's running in 2004.
After the chituch at Lukes bris the mohel grafted the shiznay to his bifurcated upper lip.
shiznay by Harry Flashman July 8, 2003

deadbeat dad 

An irresponsible father who hasn't the decency to do his moral, legal and ethical duty to support his child or at least to offer token payments of child support according to what he can afford or explain why not and what his plan is to make it up in the future.
I wish my former son-in-law wasn't a deadbeat dad and that the next time he wanted to get a body piercing he'd send that money to his son.

hockey puck 

It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?

laissez-faire 

Fr. Either a term meaning a policy of non-interference in economics or meaning an indolent homosexual.
Pierre, an economic adviser to the finance minister was going to propose a laissez-faire approach to the recession but was such a laissez-faire that he never got around to it.

hermatile 

Acting disproportionately crazy to a situation; running amok and generally reacting badly
Percival went hermatile when his tuna sandwich came up missing from the snack room refrigerator and had to be sedated and take a paid day off.
hermatile by harry flashman July 7, 2003