Harry Flashman's definitions

porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

phallitosis

peckerbreath

Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

no hable Ingles

Combined with a shrug, this is a useful phrase to avoid answering questions.

Q. Have you accepted our lord, Jesus Christ, as your personal Saviour? A. No hable Ingles.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

syphilis

What you know you have when your Wasserman test comes back positive.

I don't need no Wasserman test for syphilis, all I gots is what the doctor says is paresis.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

gigundy

Larger.

Dammit, Ferndock...I can't calibrate the fuzing mechanism for a 200KT nuclear weapon with a 7/16th box end wrench...gimme the gigundy one.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

#10 buttplug

A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.

I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003