gine bottle

a wine bottle that one consumes up their vagina.

I had only heard about it in movies until I met Tammy and that girl turned a 2010 Pinot into a gine bottle!

by GlazeHer July 01, 2014

I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

by GlazeHer November 03, 2016

beefahoni

a term for a ho's beef curtains wrapped in ravioli topped with cum sauce.

My girl made beefahoni for dinner, I helped with the sauce.

by GlazeHer July 01, 2014

masking my breath

The act of wearing a face mask while you have bad breath or lingering booze seeping from your pores

I drank too much tequila last night, so luckily with the Covid mask mandate, I'll be masking my breath from my boss today!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

sun diego

A term people call San Diego because it's sunny year round

I am so over this snow dude, let's get in the car and drive to Sun Diego for some sun and fun!

by GlazeHer January 26, 2014

add-her-all

When a female consumes so much adderall, she ends up giving her all and more!

I saw her take 20mg earlier today, I think she's on a mission to help cook Thanksgiving dinner and add-her-all to the seasoning!

by GlazeHer November 23, 2023