GlazeHer's definitions

Eatster

When you have the best intentions by making Easter baskets for your loved ones the week before; however, the sweet temptation of egg shaped Reese's is too much to resist. By the time Sunday rolls around, you've already replenished the baskets content twice & still have nothing to show.

Uncle: Sorry I arrived empty handed to the Easter egg hunt, I celebrated Eatster; the other white meat of holidays.

by GlazeHer April 15, 2019

extracurworkular activities

A non-work appropriate extracurricular activity that one does, during work hours.

Yo, I have been clocking lots of hours this week with all of my extracurworkular activities. Boss doesn't even know I'm doing laundry, grocery shopping, getting blazed and watching Netflix during the workday!

by GlazeHer December 22, 2021

screamsinging

When someone sings so loudly they are screaming, typically at a concert, overshadowing the artist.

Since Lisa could not make it to the I love the 90's show, I sent her a video of me screamsinging over Vanilla Ice!

by GlazeHer April 25, 2016

gashtacular

a women's vagina that is exceptionally spectacular.

Hey girl, you've got one gashtacular prize between those legs!

by GlazeHer January 26, 2014

loadtrip

A road trip consumed of road head & jerk off loads.

My girl & I took a 2000 mile loadtrip across the Southwest. I am dehydrated!

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

scenariHO

A scenario that involves a Ho.

So many online dating/hook-up sites these days, I can't keep track of every scenariHO.

by GlazeHer June 12, 2015

human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014