glorwhorefied

A whore who one glorifies in their mind or when telling a story of their expedition

My bro went to a whore house last weekend and he totally glorwhorefied his experience with a thick broad.

by GlazeHer February 28, 2016

doggy daycare hangover

What your dog is after spending time at doggy daycare.

When I picked Bailey up from boarding, she clearly had a doggy daycare hangover. After spending a week running around with her puppy pals, peeing freely and hardly napping… it’s like she partied like is was 1999!

by GlazeHer August 06, 2023

tolerape

When one chooses to tolerate treatment or behavior that "rapes" their dignity & integrity.

My boss is such an asshole, but I have to tolerape his treatment in order to continue to move up the corporate latter. Ugh!

by GlazeHer January 09, 2017

3 masketeers

What me and my girls call ourselves when we hit the town in our sexy face masks...

Lisa, Steph and Kara went out last night with their new sexy Covid face masks on, they are so the 3 masketeers!

by GlazeHer September 19, 2020

face cellulite

someone who has dimples on their cheeks

man, my face cellulite makes me hella cute!

by GlazeHer November 10, 2017

titistics

titistics is the study of the collection, analysis, interpretation, presentation, and organization of tits

Dave used titistics to analyze the types, sizes and number of tits in the bar

by GlazeHer June 29, 2015

dick please

Finally, a phrase for women to use with men that is just like the phrase "bitch please".

When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.

by GlazeHer April 11, 2014