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excergine 

exercise for the vagina.
Any physical activity for vaginal strengthening.

Kara is going to excergine for her blind date tonight.
excergine by GlazeHer April 26, 2014
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vaginal excercises 

the tightening and releasing of the vaginal muscles to tighten a loose whore
kay excercised her vagina by holding in her pee for 4 seconds and releasing, creating the vaginal excercises as she watched barney and friends while soaking her head in a fish bowl of melted butter and sushi while texting her significant other who doesnt actually like her.
vaginal excercises by -jesus October 4, 2008

Exergized 

The combined sensation that results from being both exhausted and energized at the same time. This feeling typically arises after taking a killer Bikram Yoga class.

This feeling can come from other activities. Because of the combination of a cardio vascular work out, intense detoxification, stretching and strengthening every muscle in the body, it is most prevalent in the Bikram Yoga series.

Commonly compared to the feeling of complete and utter bliss.
Yogi#1- Hey! How was your Bikram Yoga class last night?
Yogi #2- ohhh, woooowwww. It was sooo good. I left feeling totally exergized.
Yogi#1- *Ahh of jealousy* I knew I should have come in... :(
Exergized by Yogis just sweat March 5, 2011

Excersize 

The act of getting your lazy rear-end of the couch to stop playing video games and start doing one of these activities: running, jogging, crunches, jumping jacks, having sex, pull ups, push ups, having sex; etc...
Harold got off the couch and went to the bedroom to do some excersize with his lady friend.
Excersize by Ms. Einstein September 26, 2010

Exergize 

So you want to loose some chub and start exercising, or better yet.step up your game in an already existing (exercise) routine.
That energised feeling of endorphins after a good work out.
She was so energised from her EXERGIZE. She could take on the world!!!
She was so full of sexual tension it was definitely time to EXERGIZE.
He was so sick of his mobs from binging on box sets and beer , it was time for some EXERGIZE
Exergize by Tonuoytihsi August 22, 2019

Segel Excercises 

Segel Excercises are excersices done by women to tighten the vagina. Usually, many births, a woman's vaginal muscles become worn, and gently pull open. Segels are the contraction of the muscle to make the vagina tighter.
That effin biznatch is a hoodrat, she needs to do Segel Excercises.
Segel Excercises by Chazzy's Chick January 5, 2006

experine 

The experience of being startled by the sound of one's own urine hitting a surface.
The girl with congenital hearing loss had quite the experine when she got hearing aids.
experine by GreenerSkies March 13, 2022
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