Eraser Eater

Their is always that one kid in your class that would eat Erasers for the fuck of it. An Eraser eater is basically a class clown side show comedian. They usually are popular in Kindergarten up until 4th or 5th grade. They take dares from their "Audience" and other kids dare them to eat stuff. They tend to outgrow doing stupid shit for attention once they get plagued with dignity and the thoughts of trying to actually get a girl. But not always. Sometimes Eraser Eaters stay eating Erasers up until college. Just for shits and giggles.

Devin- Dare me to eat this Eraser?
Sarah and Aj- Yes!!!, oh my gosh, no way. ewwww
Devin- its a big huge art eraser too. lol
Lucas- That's no big deal, eat my snot, let me pick it first.
Devin- Psst, that's nothing. Let me eat that big green snot rocket.

Lucas- Eww, he actually did it.

Brian- That's nothing, eat my shit
Devin- ok, shit in your hand and pass it under the desk
Brian- damn, he actually ate my poop
Devin- I eat anything, you people are no challenge
Teacher- Devin!!! Stop being an Eraser Eater

by GM123 July 20, 2016

bronsexual

Bronsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned LeBron so much that Lebron has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A bronsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Lebron James Is the G.O.A.T" or "Lebron is better than Michael Jordan" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Bronsexual is literally the most annoying sports fan ever. That will tell you Lebron is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Lebron has lost in the finals more than he has won. They will blame his All Star teammates instead of giving him any blame. A bronsexual tends to bring up other players like Kobe to change the topic away from Lebron. A Bronsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Lebron mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even watch or care for the sport.

Pete- Hey man, you seen Kobe's last game. It was dope. He dropped 60.

Daryl- Yeah, but see lebrons game against the timberwolves 2 weeks ago. He got a double double dude.
Pete- yeah, but kobe literally retired. this was a monumental moment in the sport.
Daryl- Lebron is way better than Kobe anyway. Check out my Lebron lows and my cavs jersey.
Pete- what did you do with the heat jersey?
Daryl- Put in the closet in case he loses and decides to go back
Pete- Oh
Daryl- Kobe sucks, Lebron is better than Kobe and Jordan combined
Pete- Jordan is 6 for 6 in the finals, kobe is 5 for 7. Lebron is 3 for 7. Lebron cant win without an allstar team and even then he loses sometimes. He is a joke. He isn't even top 5. You are dickriding him
Daryl- yeah but what about David Ortiz dude, he is hitting a lot of home runs this season
Pete- Changing the topic like a bronsexual does.

by GM123 July 20, 2016

Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.

Ashley- Hey wait!!

John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.

John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?

Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver

John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.

Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.

John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help

Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.

John- Get in

Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.

by GM123 November 14, 2014

Corn Muffin Cock

When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.

2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)

Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"

Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster

Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"

Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"

by GM123 April 21, 2017

Shark Head

When a girl bites your dick or scrapes your shaft with her teeth during oral sex. Typically drawing blood or ruining the entire Bj in the process. A girl that has tendencies of treating your dick like a Oscar Meyer selects premium angus beef hotdog and snapping into it with her sharp fangs. Essentially like shoving your cock in a sharks mouth.

Derek - Yo, Stacy is so fucking hot dude, you lucky bastard.
Rick- Nah, you don't even know man. She gives shark head.

Derek- What do you mean?
Rick- Last time she gave me a blowjob, she chewed on my head like a fucking dog toy. It's like getting blown by a shark.

Derek- Damn, shes a real Louis suarez huh?
Rick- Yeah

by GM123 January 11, 2017

Worm with a perm

a term used to desribe the penis as tough the pubic hairs are a curly hair style know as a perm . worm refering to the cilinder shaped shaft .

tom - hey i showed the bitch my worm with a perm\
mike - did she drink its spit
tom - yeah

by GM123 September 07, 2012

Pikachuphilia

Being sexually attracted to a Pikachu or romanticizing or sexualizing a Pikachu in your mind. Someone with Pikachuphilia might find themselves jacking off to a Pikachu or Cuddling a Pikachu plush in a slightly questionable manner. Pikachu is a Cartoon Yellow electric mouse Pokémon. An anime character often objectified in fan fiction and fan made anime porn. People who get their knocks off from Pikachu or any other Pokémon can be labeled as an Pikachuphile. Phile meaning sexual fondness of. Similar to the terms necrophile or pedophile. Pikachuphile is the act of testosterone and sexual prowess that would make a girl or boy really sexually fixated to Pikachu. Girls tend to suffer from Pikachuphilia at a surprisingly alarming rate. Many girls keeping a large Pikachu plush into their mid to late 30s. Most forms of Anime or cartoon have twisted perversion that follows it. But Pikachu almost has a following of girls and boys that would literally have sex with it. And it is more common than you think.

Devin- Sup dude, can I tell you a secret? You might think I am weird.
Carl- Go ahead, you are my friend. I don't judge. You can thrust me
Devin- Oh ok, its kinda weird though.
Carl- I don't care, say it. You're with friends here.
Devin- I think I kinda suffer from Pikachuphilia
Carl- Wtf is that?
Devin- I am going to cut to the chase, I think pikachus are hot dude. I want to bang a Pikachu missionary.

Carl- Woah woah woah, what the actual fuck.
Devin- See you judged me. You said you wouldn't
Carl- Nah, its ok. Whatever floats your boat. I just wasn't ready for that.
Devin- It's ok. I just had to tell someone. My lust for Pikachu cant be contained any more.

by GM123 July 20, 2016