Definitions by Frederick Yeo

l 

The shape, when viewed from above, of an Asian woman’s breasts

Xiao Li: where’s my cutting board
Richard: On you
Xiao Li: oh fuck off
Richard: L

l by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Q 

The shape of an Asian male’s genitalia

When someone pulled down Xiao Ming’s pants, we realised his dick was shorter than his balls. It looked like a Q

Q by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Biscuit 

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

Biscuit by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Quantum Physics 

1. What Americans use to describe sciences they cannot understand, including basic elementary mathematics, chemistry, and physics.

2. A plot device in a movie used to justify the anything and everything, including the creation of unimaginably powerful devices and the existence of non-existent microscopic realms.

Xiao Ming: 9 + 10 = 19
American: omg you know quantum physics

Quantum Physics by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

50 cent 

What a rap album should cost

I bought The Sunset Tapes for 50 cent

50 cent by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Panic! At the Disco 

When someone enters the disco with an AR-15

There was Panic! At the Disco when the shooter stepped in

Panic! At the Disco by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Amber Heard 

When a dog steps on a bee

Did you see that? The dog just did an Amber Heard

Amber Heard by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023