Frederick Yeo's definitions

George W. Bush

A partially-literate Texan who somehow became President of the United States. He invaded a country for no reason and killed a million people. The economy of the United States collapsed under him. He was known for making frequent verbal gaffes.

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” ~George W. Bush

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Palpatine

A guy who somehow returned

“Somehow Palpatine returned” ~Poe

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

50 cent

What a rap album should cost

I bought The Sunset Tapes for 50 cent

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Brown

The colour that Asian girls like to pretend their eyes/hair are

My hair isn’t black, it’s brown

by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023

Cleavage

The age at which a woman cleaves, i. e. develops visible breasts. Despite often being considered a racial stereotype, scientists agree that the cleavage is in fact affected by ethnicity, ranging from early teens for those of African descent to sometimes up to the early twenties for those of East Asian descent.

Xiao Li is 19 and hasn’t reached her cleavage. She’s still flat as a chopping board.

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Panic! At the Disco

When someone enters the disco with an AR-15

There was Panic! At the Disco when the shooter stepped in

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Edwedu

A pimple-faced midget who frequently makes snarky remarks and likes Super Smash Bros, Kirby and Undertale

“Are you done?” I asked. “I’ve done your mother,” cried Edwedu, thinking he was funny.

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023