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The reason why one sock disappears when you do your laundry.
Although reliable intelligence sources indicate that Iraq has been developing weapons of mass destruction, they may never be found due to quantum physics.
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Quantum Physics or Quantum mechanics is a set of principles underlying the most basic known represantation of all systems at the microscopic scale.

Would usually cause an average person extreme headache trying to understand the said principle.
Person 1: Have you studied Quantum Physics?

Person 2: No, I was too busy clipping my toenails.
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The physics which deals with the universe on a microscopic scale, which basically tells us that what we think we see isn't ACTUALLY there, and that the universe as we perceive it to be is only the way it is because we choose to see it as such. Nothing exists as more than a field of probability.
Teacher: I didn't see you in class today, Bobby.
Bobby: According to Quantum Physics, there's still a chance I was there!
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the act of penetrating a girl from behind using peanut butter as lube while a dog is eating her out, and then switching positions with the dog.
"Dude! me and your mum got together for some Quantum Physics last night."
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Basically outer-space study
"Yo, one day I want to learn quantum physics"

"LOL noone cares about you problems BOOOI"
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