Fraz Von Hoffer's definitions

DickBull

A douchey ex-boyfriend that turns up to harass you when your dating one of their exes . Usually likes to fight.

I'm not dating Amanda anymore, her DickBull is a pain the ass.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Tweed Skirt

An uptight overprotective helicopter mom.

Mom's being a real tweed skirt about my screen time.

by Fraz Von Hoffer May 24, 2019

Whore Stories

Bragging about banging a girl in a disparaging manner to cover up a rejection.

James is telling Whore Stories because Amanda won't sleep with him anymore.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

pedogoggles

When you see an attractive female from a distance that upon closer inspection is revealed to be significantly underage.

Liam must have had his pedogoggles on because that girl across the street is not even 12 years old.

by Fraz Von Hoffer March 29, 2018

Giz Toaster

A surrogate mother.

Jane can't get pregnant so she hired a giz toaster to have her baby.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

Rattlesnake Purse

A woman who has such a surplus of prescription drug medication in her purse it rattles when you shake it.

I would date her at your own risk, she has a rattlesnake purse.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017

Porn Recruit

A hot girl that's unbelievably stupid and gullible.

Margo is really nice but kind of a porn recruit.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016