FRED's definitions

reggaeton

reggaeton is not actually just Puerto Rico's version of reggae...if you do the research you'll find that reggaeton first came around in panama as "spanish reggae". It has evolved to become "perreo", "dembow", or just "reggaeton"

i like reggaeton
me gusta el reggaeton

by fred May 13, 2005

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

by fred October 22, 2003

padd E

1.bullshitting like hell
2.going off in a modd for no reason

dude u are doing a padd E because it obvious that u are not related to the mafia

dont mind him he just went off on a padd E for some reason

by fred March 29, 2005

FALZ

n, v, adj, adv, interjection, etc.
A higher, undefinable state of being. The state of being better than everyone. Anyone/thing can be FALZ, and one intrinsically knows if one is FALZ.
(opposite of zlaf)

That was FALZ.

by fred April 7, 2004

countdown

a kool ass tv game show programme which makes fuck all sense and the winner doesn't get any money from it

countdown is koo lets go watch it

by fred September 29, 2004

philly jawn

anything from the great city of philadelphia or a philly blunt

you wanna go to that philly jawn


pass me that philly jawn

by Fred January 4, 2005