septuagenarian 

A noun refering to a person in his or her seventies, or a adjective refering to the state of being in one's seventies. Pronounced sep-tu-a-ja-nair-ian. Charles Bukowski wrote a book of poems called "Septuagenarian Stew."

"That poor old dog is so ancient it looks like a septuagenarian."
"My grandma is a septuagenarian. Her skin smells like mahogany and her eyes are full of tears."

septuagenarian by Robert.H May 2, 2007

septuagenarian 

A person who sucks a mean dick

I think she's a septuagenarian tho

septuagenarian by KaiTheAnimeGuy April 11, 2020

Septaugenarian

One who is outlived by "Mary Moon"

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone

Septaugenarian by ren008 January 4, 2008

septuagenerian

A 70 year old perv who commonly shouts at kids to stop hacking into his internet go back to their own houses or Web-Based schools.

Commonly called a geezer and always has a few viagra on hand.

The septuagenerian has about 5 televisions and they're all set to the same porno while he is out back having a cig.

septuagenerian by Ace Tea January 23, 2014