goldmine

A word used to express happiness or achievement. Sexual endevours may either end in a goldmine or a coalmine. This word can also be placed randomly throughout conversation to increase the intellectual level of the speech. The word is rumored to originate from the Burger King fry heating lamp, however this rumor is false as it is the BK Gold Mine.

Guys, last night I had a great idea. It was a goldmine.

by JSmith4848 January 1, 2010

goldmine

Usually an elderly home for women and sometimes men, that are the hotspots for golddiggers and goldminers to find their next victims.

Johnny: I'm just going to the goldmine honey!

Wifey: Don't forget to get me one too!

by raggamuffinssssssssssssss September 13, 2011

goldmine

A man who prefers boys.

The whorehouse did not serve goldmines.

by GP January 15, 2005

Goldmine

A sexual act in which you shit, mold it into a buttplug then freeze it. After, you piss in someone’s butthole, use the frozen shit plug to keep it in there. Then a second partner eats/fucks their way through, hunting for gold.

Justin: Hey I got with this girl tonight and things got crazy.
Josh: Yeah?

Justin: I set up a goldmine for ya, go “miner” out ;)

by Coloto April 30, 2020

velvet goldmine

1. a weird david bowie song that rocks
2. a sexual organ
3. the coolest movie ever

i watched velvet goldmine for the five billionth time this morning

by mayura October 23, 2003

Velvet Goldmine

A song written and performed by David Bowie. Contrary to what other's may believe. The "Velvet Goldmine" in question is another man's mouth fellating Bowie. The song Velvet Goldmine has nothing to do with vagina, pussy, or poontang. The song was allegedly re-written to be more ambiguous about the sexual encounter. The song is only available on re-releases or best of compilations.

"Velvet Goldmine, you stroke me like the rain.
Snake it, take it, panther princess you must stay.
Velvet Goldmine, naked on your chain.
I'll be your king volcano right for you again and again."

by daverj August 29, 2006

VELVET GOLDMINE

possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like

the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history

artistic beautiful movie with a great soundtrack

by kane February 23, 2005