31 definition by Eppypotamus

portmanteau formed from Trump + pervy + pervert

def: (1) a pervy old geezer who engages in boasting of his numerous sexual assaults on women such as unwanted or "ambush" kissing and grab-a-snatch attacks ... which he crudely characterizes as "grab them by the pussy!"

cf: see Donald Trump (the prototype)

(2) a fat-assed misogynistic assclown who is characteristically 50-years (or more) older than the women who he stares at fantasizing in his feverish NPD - deranged brain that they find him sexually attractive ... never conscious of the revulsion they feel for him
OMG! My pervy uncle is such a Trumpervert! At our family Thanksgiving gathering he grabbed me by my pussy and tried to kiss me on the mouth IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS! OMG!!!!!
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by Eppypotamus July 13, 2019

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Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"
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by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019

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portmanteau formed from Trump + orgasm

def: (1) the thrill a trumptard experiences whenever he thinks everyone has believed one of his obvious lies
Trump is a pathological liar and has a trumpgasm every few minutes!
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by Eppypotamus August 14, 2019

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a wannabe "investor" so stupid he's still buying stock in a fictitious goldmine more than 10-years after the scam was revealed
Typical NAKtard statement: I am very smart ... in fact, a "very stable genius"... I will never sell a single share of my long-held bag of worthless mining stock, even though I could get a dime-on-the-dollar today!
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by Eppypotamus August 15, 2019

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a tiny sausage, like a Vienna, but smaller and with an odd orange (Cheeto-like) color
Do you know what trumps willy tastes like? Hell, no, get out of here, you disgusting trumpervert!
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by Eppypotamus August 20, 2019

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portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard

(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron

syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard
Nine-out-of-ten psychiatrists agree ... most people who attend Trump rallies are cucktards!
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by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020

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portmanteau formed from cuckold (or its modern abbreviated form "cuck" overused nowadays by the alt-right to disparage any conservative Republican not felt to be sufficiently radical ... formerly called "Rino" or "Republican in name only") + turd (shit)

(1) a cuckservative who has an especially "shitty" (nasty / smarmy /weaselly) demeanor; (2) a neo-Nazi, alt-right, white-supremacist who does not display sufficient reverence for Adolf Hitler (like making constant "seig heil" salutes in public); (3) a never-Trumper
Mitt Romney is obviously NOT a cuckturd!
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by Eppypotamus January 17, 2020

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