by Eppypotamus August 21, 2019
a portmanteau composed from Trump, puppet pup and pet alluding to the fact that Trump is Putin's pet {favorite} puppet and lapdog.
by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019
A portmanteau comprised from blending parts from the words Eppi etymologist blimpo hippo hip and hippopotamus. Definition: A genius etymologist with a hippo-sized ass and preternatural knack for divining the origin and meanings of vernacular words in common usage throughout urban America ... and the world-at-large. See: Einstein
She was a genius etymologist, holding a PhD in American Slang from the prestigious Wharton School of Slangonomics ... a true Eppypotamus!
by Eppypotamus June 30, 2019
portmanteau formed from bagholder + retard
a wannabe investor who buys a bad stock, then even when it keeps going down year-after-year, instead of taking a small loss, now, the noob huffs some hopium and holds firmly onto his bag until the stock is completely worthless and he is FLAT BROKE ...
syn: naktard, fucktard, trumptard
a wannabe investor who buys a bad stock, then even when it keeps going down year-after-year, instead of taking a small loss, now, the noob huffs some hopium and holds firmly onto his bag until the stock is completely worthless and he is FLAT BROKE ...
syn: naktard, fucktard, trumptard
by Eppypotamus April 09, 2021
a portmanteau formed from Trump + hemorrhoidectomy
def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass
def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass
by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019
portmanteau formed from Trump + orgasm
def: (1) the thrill a trumptard experiences whenever he thinks everyone has believed one of his obvious lies
def: (1) the thrill a trumptard experiences whenever he thinks everyone has believed one of his obvious lies
by Eppypotamus August 14, 2019
def: 1) Trump's response to the coronavirus pandemic; a buffoonish attempt to buy votes of trumptard s by giving them money (mailing them trumpchecks) to continue ignoring his bumbling incompetence, mental unfitness, pathological lying , and generally assclownish behavior.
... NOT the same as a Trump Check
... NOT the same as a Trump Check
Q: "Did u receive your trumpcheck, yet?" A: "Oh, yeah, dude, like I done spent it on an ounce of premium bud! Q2: "Like, gimme a bowl of that bud, dude!" A2: "STFU dude! Get your own u moochin' trumpanzee!"
by Eppypotamus March 26, 2020