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Definitions by Eppypotamus

Captain Assclown 

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.
The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.

assclown 

Donald Trump is a low-IQ individual who emits a constant stream of BS comments, infuriates every one with his pathological lying and narcissism, and blithely unaware that every sane person in the whole-wide-world hates him for this ... he is a total assclown!
assclown by Eppypotamus June 2, 2019

hawking a loogie 

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie
When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
hawking a loogie by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019