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Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.
More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.
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by Eppypotamus June 08, 2019

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A portmanteau that is formed from the rhyming words lobotomized and hypnotized and which have related meanings. Def: a form of malevolent brainwashing that victimizes anyone who watches any Faux News host too long (the time until a lethal dosage is imbibed depends on the particular host and the IQ of the individual; for example the low-IQ individuals who support Trump, the so-called "base," comprising about 25% of the stupidest American TV-watching public) are usually goners within 5-minutes of exposure, especially if listening to the most toxic host of them all, "El Diablo" himself, Sean Hannity, the name-sake of this term.
I dozed-off on my girlfriend's parents' couch while waiting for her to get ready for our date. Their TV (as usual) was on Faux News. By the time my girlfriend awakened me (after only 10-minutes) I had been hannitized!
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by Eppypotamus June 08, 2019

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Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.
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by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

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a portmanteau composed from Trump, puppet pup and pet alluding to the fact that Trump is Putin's pet {favorite} puppet and lapdog.
Putin's favorite Trumppet is of the short-fingered Vulgarian breed!
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by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

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a person who is appallingly ignorant and stupid; a fucktard; an assclown; an ignoranus; a trumpanzee; a person who has been magatized or lobotomized; a Republican; a Trump supporter; a member of the so-called "Trump base" ... see Donald J. Trump.
A consensus of psychologists agree that when Trump calls someone a "low-IQ person" he is projecting his own stupidity.
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by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

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an operation that results in destruction of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "victim" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc.; commonly suffered by attendees at Trump rallies; syn: magatized hannatized
OMG! My pervy uncle got a Trumpotomy at a Trump rally. He was thoroughly magatized; it transformed him into a low-IQ person... a complete Trumpanzee! He still grabs me by my pussy, but is become such a ignoranus trumpanzee, he does his old grab-a-snatch routine indiscreetly, even in front of my parents!!! OMG!!!!
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by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

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the grappling of a person's genitalia (by oneself or another); if such grabbing is unwanted or unsolicited, then it constitutes a sexual assault

cf Donald Trump: "... grab them by the pussy..."
Trump bragged he often committed grab-a-snatch assaults on women he found attractive.
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by Eppypotamus June 23, 2019

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