Definitions by Eppypotamus
NAKtard
a wannabe "investor" so stupid he's still buying stock in a fictitious goldmine more than 10-years after the scam was revealed
Typical NAKtard statement: I am very smart ... in fact, a "very stable genius"... I will never sell a single share of my long-held bag of worthless mining stock, even though I could get a dime-on-the-dollar today!
NAKtard by Eppypotamus August 15, 2019
trumpgasm
portmanteau formed from Trump + orgasm
def: (1) the thrill a trumptard experiences whenever he thinks everyone has believed one of his obvious lies
def: (1) the thrill a trumptard experiences whenever he thinks everyone has believed one of his obvious lies
trumpgasm by Eppypotamus August 14, 2019
Trumpectomy
a portmanteau formed from Trump + hemorrhoidectomy
def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass
def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass
Trumpectomy by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019
Trumpteezer
def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.
syn: high-class whore-ELLA
syn: high-class whore-ELLA
Trumpteezer by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019
Trumpervert
portmanteau formed from Trump + pervy + pervert
def: (1) a pervy old geezer who engages in boasting of his numerous sexual assaults on women such as unwanted or "ambush" kissing and grab-a-snatch attacks ... which he crudely characterizes as "grab them by the pussy!"
cf: see Donald Trump (the prototype)
(2) a fat-assed misogynistic assclown who is characteristically 50-years (or more) older than the women who he stares at fantasizing in his feverish NPD - deranged brain that they find him sexually attractive ... never conscious of the revulsion they feel for him
def: (1) a pervy old geezer who engages in boasting of his numerous sexual assaults on women such as unwanted or "ambush" kissing and grab-a-snatch attacks ... which he crudely characterizes as "grab them by the pussy!"
cf: see Donald Trump (the prototype)
(2) a fat-assed misogynistic assclown who is characteristically 50-years (or more) older than the women who he stares at fantasizing in his feverish NPD - deranged brain that they find him sexually attractive ... never conscious of the revulsion they feel for him
OMG! My pervy uncle is such a Trumpervert! At our family Thanksgiving gathering he grabbed me by my pussy and tried to kiss me on the mouth IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS! OMG!!!!!
Trumpervert by Eppypotamus July 13, 2019
Trumpotomy
A portmanteau formed from Trump, i.e., Donald Trump + lobotomy + hemorrhoidectomy. A radical psychological/psychiatric intervention to reverse the effects of victims who have been magatized.
My pervy uncle attended a Trump rally where he was magatized; now he is in dire need of a Trumpotomy.
Trumpotomy by Eppypotamus July 11, 2019
Trumpissist
a portmanteau comprised from Trump + narcissist + pisser + pissant + pissist + pissing + fetishist
def: see Donald Trump, the prototype ; a person (usually male) whose behavior demonstrates he is obviously mentally deranged, exhibiting the primary hallmark of extreme pathological narcissism; the diagnosis is certain if this sign is seen in combination with any two of the following diagnostic criteria:
(a) pissing fetish;
(b) grabbing women by the pussy (or, in the rare instance of being a female ... any public grab-a-snatch display;
(c) daily Twitter rages;
(d) weird orange tint to skin or hair;
(e) pathological lying;
(f) befuddlement and incoherence of public speech;
(g) unnatural (and very obviously so) small hands or penis;
(h) fascination with tyrants and megalomaniacs
def: see Donald Trump, the prototype ; a person (usually male) whose behavior demonstrates he is obviously mentally deranged, exhibiting the primary hallmark of extreme pathological narcissism; the diagnosis is certain if this sign is seen in combination with any two of the following diagnostic criteria:
(a) pissing fetish;
(b) grabbing women by the pussy (or, in the rare instance of being a female ... any public grab-a-snatch display;
(c) daily Twitter rages;
(d) weird orange tint to skin or hair;
(e) pathological lying;
(f) befuddlement and incoherence of public speech;
(g) unnatural (and very obviously so) small hands or penis;
(h) fascination with tyrants and megalomaniacs
Donald Trump is the prototypical Trumpissist; he exhibits both diagnostic signs (1) pathological narcissism + (2) pissing fethishism.
Trumpissist by Eppypotamus July 8, 2019