Hey officer, where can I find some oxy-cotin's?
Do you have a prescription?
Fuck no I don't.
Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
Do you have a prescription?
Fuck no I don't.
Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
Get the Urban Farm mug.1. adj; something in bad taste or is otherwise unappealing.
2. verb; to murder someone.
3. verb; to masturbate.
2. verb; to murder someone.
3. verb; to masturbate.
1. Yo Freddy, turn off the country music. That shit is whack.
2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.
3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?
2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.
3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?
by Eapert McDangles June 30, 2006
Get the whack mug.Yo Freddy, wouldn't you park your car in my sister's ass?
Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
by eapert McDangles August 25, 2006
Get the CUNT mug.A derogation for flamboyent individuals of Asian decent, typically those who are strikingly culturally inept; derived from the instant ramen brand "noodle time."
Hey Freddy, what went down in class today?
Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
Get the Noodle Time mug.One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.
Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
Get the cunt swab mug.One who launders money for criminals, usually owners of small private buisnesses with large cashflow.
"What can I do? I can't put that amount of cash in the bank, it raises a red flag..."
"Hmmm. I'll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. You can give him your cash and for a small percentage he'll give you paychecks."
"Hmmm. I'll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. You can give him your cash and for a small percentage he'll give you paychecks."
by Eapert McDangles June 13, 2006
Get the clean face mug.A man's "Johnson;" derived from the expression, "I'd definitly stab it in your sister's ass."
*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.
*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.
by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006
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