Eapert McDangles's definitions

CUNT

Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

Yo Freddy, wouldn't you park your car in my sister's ass?

Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.

by eapert McDangles August 25, 2006

Sand Paper Pussy

When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.

Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

CILF

Car I'd Like to Fuck.

Jason: Yo Freddy, nice Benz kid, what a CILF.

Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

Ass Shank

A man's "Johnson;" derived from the expression, "I'd definitly stab it in your sister's ass."

*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.

Yo Freddy, I hit your moms off with the ass shank last night. She loved it.

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

whack

1. adj; something in bad taste or is otherwise unappealing.

2. verb; to murder someone.

3. verb; to masturbate.

1. Yo Freddy, turn off the country music. That shit is whack.

2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.

3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?

by Eapert McDangles June 30, 2006

Skied Up

Under the influence of cocaine; also called "skied out"

Freddy ran up in the liquor store, all Skied Up, and the gooks mushed up his dome piece.

by Eapert McDangles June 20, 2006

twat spot

1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.

2. The opening of the female genitalia.

3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.

For just one twat spot, you can pork Billy Bobs sister Maggy Joe in the twat spot.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006