Eapert McDangles's definitions

stained

Stoned on an assorted variety of pyscho-active substances.

Hey freddy, what went down in class today?

I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?

Oh yeah... That was you?

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

Sand Paper Pussy

When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.

Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

cunt swab

One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.

Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

Noodle Time

A derogation for flamboyent individuals of Asian decent, typically those who are strikingly culturally inept; derived from the instant ramen brand "noodle time."

Hey Freddy, what went down in class today?

Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

Cracker Jacks

A derogation for a group of unappealing caucasions; also can be used to identify caucassions who ought not to be trusted.

Word up, them niggas got garbage down the block. Yo son, check the Cracker Jacks goin in the buildin. Word up, let's knock em out the box.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

twat spot

1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.

2. The opening of the female genitalia.

3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.

For just one twat spot, you can pork Billy Bobs sister Maggy Joe in the twat spot.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

Pumpkin Pie

Slang for a Native American female's vagina; not nessecarily edible.

I'ma go down to the casino at the Reservation later and scout me out some pumpkin pie.

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006