CILF

Cougar I'd like to fuck.

My mom's friend who doesn't have any kids is hot. She's a little older but a total CILF.

by lml March 12, 2008

CILF

Canadian
I'd
Like to
Fuck

That hot chick I met in LA was such a CILF eh?. I mean, sure she seemed a little Torontarded, but it doesn't change the fact that I'd like to Canadian Snowplow her.

by Toomer Head November 11, 2010

CILF

Chinese I'd Like to Fuck

That CILF in my maths class has a tidy package

by RRyson December 13, 2010

CILF

Comedian I'd Like to Fuck

Works for both sexes.

Jim: "Did you catch the Roast of the Hoff yesterday?"

Dwight: "No, my mare was in labor. Anything good?"

Jim: "Well Gottfried was top as usual, but i seriously liked Whitney Cummings. Definitely a CILF, even if having a shithole like Liza Lamponelli beside raised her hottness over 9000. Later i was Cumming myself thinking about her".

Dwight: "Eww".

by keichix August 17, 2010

CILF

a cousin I'd like to fuck.

Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF

Jay: I know right?

Brad: Totally tap that

by brad5o5 March 14, 2009

CILF

Cop I'd like to fuck.

Any HOT male or female LEO worthy of spending the night or 15 mins. doing the Horizonal Polka.

A DILF or MILF police officer.

Did you see the HOT ass on that CILF?
I sure wish he had pulled me over to ask me for a date.

by BIGDOGSMATE June 03, 2009

CILF

Cheerleader i'd like to fuck

A: woho look at that girl
B: jeah, that's Thao, she is a cheerleader
A: what a CILF
B: Jeah lets bang her!!!!
A: SWEET

by haakki March 21, 2007