Lugs

A fat stupid pollack who loves to suck on his moms titskes. Ussually bi-polar and with quite an overdeveloped taste for man-juice.

Hey looks at that mule sucking that guys dick, its name is probably Lugs. hahahaha

by Ernie May 04, 2003

Godd

Ernie, Lord Of All He Knows. He Created A Solar System, With The Main Planet Called Dead World.

Godd Rules 4Eva, All Hail Lord Ernie

by Ernie December 14, 2004

The Party

The Party is a completely and utterly sexified version of the average Dan.

My word! The Party is looking hella sexified!

by Ernie May 29, 2004

cornflake blast

A bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet.

After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.

by Ernie November 25, 2003

footprints

What your mates sister leaves on your shelf after you've serviced her!

Wow, look at those footprints on your shelf.... Yeah we'd better not tell your brother

by Ernie July 29, 2004

muppet

1. An idiot.
2. A person who posts the same message twice.

Nick you Muppet!

by Ernie August 27, 2003

lolo

Lolo means masturbation in a local dialect in Philippines.

Jake lolo everyday.

by ernie May 14, 2004