Ernie's definitions

turd burgular

smoke who steals and smokes bum cigars

by ernie October 21, 2003

nephilim

biblical reference to 10 ft tall aliens (angel/man hybrids)

english goth band.

by ernie October 21, 2003

spunk junkie

a woman who is addicted to cock juice

by ernie October 21, 2003

cornflake blast

A bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet.

After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.

by Ernie November 25, 2003

muppet

1. An idiot.
2. A person who posts the same message twice.

Nick you Muppet!

by Ernie August 27, 2003

footprints

What your mates sister leaves on your shelf after you've serviced her!

Wow, look at those footprints on your shelf.... Yeah we'd better not tell your brother

by Ernie July 29, 2004

orchata

a drink that can kill you, made from a girl,made with water,cat piss,herbs,and williams secret recipe,stinky dog breathe

i drank orchata at williams,it tasted like cat piss

by ernie August 21, 2004