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Hisoka in the Phantom Troupe

Hisoka only joined phantom troupe so he could fight one Chrollo the most powerful nen users.

Hisoka was badly wounded during the last battle, and someone must've used Night Sight to heal him, giving him a bit of enhanced nen.

Lily, Artemis, Demon, and Demigod showed up to visit Hisoka, in his first real nen experience, even though a member of the changeling team should've showed up to greet him.

Lily and Artemis argued with Him, as she had the genius idea that since his entire body was hurt, he could use Night Sight as a medicine for other team members.

Hisoka simply thought that it was a terrible idea, and neither of them were helping to mend their broken relationship, though they both seemed to be listening to him, as they showed no hostility or anger.
It took some persuasion from Demigod to get Hisoka to stay and eat something but he still could sense the Hisoka in the Phantom Troupe.
by Drapen May 19, 2022
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Cale Kidney Royal Savage

I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.

The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.

The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.

That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."

He grinned.

"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!

Pants Off!"

The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.

I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.

"Look, guys.

I told you there's been a mix up."

The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.

It was strange for me to be so damned angry.

Most people would be freaking the hell out.

There was still a lot I didn't know.

"A mix up?

Is that what you call it?"

Cale demanded.

"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."

Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.

I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.

"I didn't really dicked her over.

I had to.

I had to tell her the truth."

Cale shook his head.

"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.

Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.

My eyes widened.

"Wha-oh no.

Cale, no!"
by Drapen April 27, 2022
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Catholic Mom

Things You Should Never Say To a Catholic Mom:

1. I'm sure your son will want to play with my Catholic toys.

Why it's offensive: Because your own little boy may never be Catholic, so you wouldn't understand. You don't know our secret, so don't even attempt to claim that you know our boys' favorite toys!

2. My kid is becoming more Catholic every day!

Why it's offensive: My child is not "becoming Catholic." Only Mother Theresa or Mother Teresa could speak to my child on a personal level.

3. Would you like to see the priest today?

Why it's offensive: Why would I want to see a priest? My Catholic faith is personal, and my son is not ready to go around asking people to make promises they can't keep. He is more concerned with driving cars, playing with animals, or his chicken.

4. My daughter is becoming more Catholic every day!

Why it's offensive: Because she is not. She is just my daughter. It is highly offensive to suggest that she is "becoming Catholic" because you don't know our secret.

5. My child does not understand Catholic prayers.

Why it's offensive: Do you understand what the F-word means? Do you know how to use a bedpan? Do you speak to your toddler like that?
6. I don't know why people are so judgmental.

Why it's offensive: Because you've never heard me getting on the phone with the delivery guy at Dominick's for 10 minutes because our cat didn't get her salad order right. It's called Motherhood, folks!

7. My son's Catholic school is making him go to mass.

Why it's offensive: Because your son's Catholic school is making you get him out of bed in the morning, make him go to mass, force him to participate in the sacraments, and make him listen to anything other than rap or country music for four hours.

8. I can't believe you'd let your kid go to that Catholic school!

Why it's offensive: You're not going to stop your child from going to public school, so why are you so concerned with mine?

9. My child is coming home with art projects. You know, the kind of stuff a nun wouldn't appreciate.

Why it's offensive: Because you're assuming that all art projects made by little boys are rough, violent, and inappropriately sexual. You know nothing about art, you fruitcake.

10. I'm not Catholic, so I don't need to send my child to Catholic school.

Why it's offensive: You're not Catholic, either! So how dare you criticize my choices? Who do you think you are?

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by Drapen November 19, 2022
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naruhina basically

Hinata: I love you!

Naruto: I don't care, I will become Hokage dattebayo!

Hinata: But you are also my Hokage!

Naruto: So? That is why I should become Hokage!

Naruto: Baka! You are the source of my source!

Naruto: You and I are the ultimate source!

Hinata: Inuyasha... what is happening...

Wakaba: Well Naruto... you have become a shinobi!

Naruto: Heh heh...

Naruto: Inuyasha... I will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: You too?

Naruto: Hokage Hinata!

Hinata: Why?

Naruto: Baka! You two must become Hokage baka!

Naruto: With the power of Inuyasha and Naruto... you will be Hokage baka!

Hinata: Baka!

Tsunade: Kami-sama, to save Naruto, I will do anything!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: Inuyasha and Naruto... we will be Hokage baka!

Naruto: Hinata and Inuyasha... we will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: You will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: We will become Hokage baka!

Hinata: We will become Hokage baka!

Naruto: Baka! Baka! Baka!

Hinata: I will become Hokage baka!
by Drapen August 27, 2022
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Bromance

A bromance is a very close and non-sexual relationship between two or more men. In order to be considered a broma, two of the men involved must be romantically involved with one another. Sometimes, romantic relationships are referred to as "romboing."
The bizzare bimbo is an online community for people who like each other romcom style. Bizzari is short for bizarreness. Bizzar is used to describe a sexual relationship in which there is no physical attraction between the two people involved.
-Do you want Bromance with me?
-I prefer romboing
-So, check our website The Bizzare Bimbo!
-It is Bizzari?
by Drapen December 2, 2021
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Orochimaru

Orochimaru broke up with Hokage-sama because he was one day too old for his father to get embarrassed. He tried to put him up for adoption, but, again, too old. That's why he has become evil.
Pisces: Misako left Tomoe after she saw how lonely the younger woman was.

Orochimaru: If he didn't, she'd have died of loneliness.

Pisces: So it was all for the greater good.

Chiron: Piss on you.

Orochimaru: That's what I said to Naruto, actually.

Pisces: He had every right to be upset.

Orochimaru: Don't worry, I'm here now.

Chiron: Who are you?

Orochimaru: My name is Orochimaru, and I think that Naruto is the very best thing that has ever happened to me.

Chiron: Then don't keep him for yourself.

Orochimaru: *cough*

Chiron: Hell, if you're so smart, why aren't you in charge?

Orochimaru: I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Chiron: Are you offering us a deal?

Orochimaru: Maybe. I'm a master in the Art of War.

Chiron: Use it against me! I'll tell you everything!

Orochimaru: *snore*

Chiron: OHHH SHIIIT

Chiron: I was so close. I will destroy you!

Orochimaru: S-s-sure

Chiron: YEAH YOU'LL S-S-SEE

Aries: It was Ariana who felt special and was told how beautiful she was.

Pisces: She wasn't allowed to date boys because of how brilliant she was.

Chiron: HOW CAN YOU NOT CRY?

Aries: *sniffle*

Pisces: I'd have dibs on her if you have to choose between me and Naruto.

Orochimaru: Look, I really do appreciate you helping me, but, uh, I don't think we're a good match.
by Drapen June 29, 2022
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Chrollo known as Chomper

Killua and Gon were captured by phantom troupe and taken to their secret base.

The group confronted Chomper and his battleaxe, the Demon Slayer, to put an end to the Phantom Troupe and Chomper's evil.

With the help of Doraemon, Gon, Killua, Gon's children, and the Nemesis team they were able to destroy all of the phantom troupe members, save for Chomper.

Chomper, having lost his sixth arm during the battle, needed the last arm to keep the Demon Slayer arm and Chomper took Killua hostage, promising to let Killua go if everyone in Japan would surrender.

While a drunken Gon decided to bring Killua home to save his life, Chomper fought the revived Seven Arcs team, but was defeated.

Chomper told Killua that he could either fight and die or let Chomper keep the Demon Slayer arm and be killed.

Killua jumped from the hospital and landed on top of Chomper, showing him the last of his inner self, and said goodbye.

It then shows Chomper being defeated with his face getting thrown onto the ground.
Then the episode ended with Chrollo known as Chomper telling the room that he did what he had to do to save his country and his people, but he will be back for Killua.

Sometime later, Chomper was told by Nemesis team member Suigetsu that Killua was now on his own.
by Drapen May 19, 2022
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