Dr. Real Nasty's definitions

CUMMING

CUMMING is often thought to be synonymous with the word "coming" but actually it is a homophone. Cumming means sexual climax.

When Virgina was coming around the mountain she was also CUMMING so loudly that security came three times!!!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 14, 2023

Faux Sure

Faux Sure is when one person promises or tells another person to definitely count on him/her/they/we/us/he-she/she-he/she-he-he/he-she-she to do a specific something or favor and then totally lets the person down by failing to perform.

That was the third time that Dick Johnson let Virgina down with a Faux Sure to get her in bed by 10:00 PM.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 19, 2023

ASSCRATER

Noun: Similar to an ASSHOLE but much more extreme.

Dick and Virgina Johnson constantly receive the "ASSCRATER of the Party" award due to their rude and selfish behavior toward other people!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 24, 2023

DNF ME

"DNF ME" means "Do NOT Fuck Me" or even think about it or try to think about it.

Dick Johnson tried to DNF ME buy offering me next to nothing for my Playboy magazine collection from the 1960s!

by Dr. Real Nasty February 6, 2023

VIRTUAL BODY FUCK

A Virtual Body Fuck (VBF) consists of one humanoid animal taking advantage of a human being by using whatever means necessary up to and including narcissistic behavior to get something from or something done by another person. The result is a virtual new hole in the victim's body due to a Virtual Body Fuck.

Virgina Cox really asked for a Virtual Body Fuck VBF)) when she let Richard Johnson back into her life; I mean pants, whoops I mean bedroom.

by Dr. Real Nasty February 7, 2023

ASS PIERCE

There are two definitions of Ass Pierce:

1. noun - The result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument in an one's ass, aka buttocks, fanny, tush, tushy, butt, cheeks, posterior, backside, fanny or derriere.

2. verb - The act of mean behavior by a Human Ass Animal toward a human being.

Vagina is the biggest cunt! She butt her way into Dick's conversation from behind and gave him a real Ass Pierce or three in front of everyone in the room!

by Dr. Real Nasty February 7, 2023

PENIS PIERCE

A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.

Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.

by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023