A FART SMELLER is often mistaken as a Smart Feller or a Smart Speller. The difference is that a Fart Smeller also smells farts.
by Dr. Real Nasty March 05, 2023
MMM is an acronym for "Muy Macho Man" which is Spanglish for a very macho guy who might really be a macho guy or a faker.
When Virgina needed a MMM should was disappointed greatly because Dick Johnson did not come as advertised.
by Dr. Real Nasty March 05, 2023
A person who knows nothing ACCURATE about the subject being discussed but is compelled to add inaccurate information to the conversation or disagree for an unfounded reason.
Bill is the biggest thinking moron in our group. The fucker adds nothing but stupid and inaccurate bullshit to our discussions.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 05, 2023
CUMMING is often thought to be synonymous with the word "coming" but actually it is a homophone. Cumming means sexual climax.
When Virgina was coming around the mountain she was also CUMMING so loudly that security came three times!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 14, 2023
The F2 Plan refers specifically to a person's "fiends", err "Friends" and "Family" who treat that person worse and nastier and shittier and crappier than an enemy would. All members of the F2 Plan who are "takers" and inconsiderate humanoid animals need to be fired without notice due with NO OPTION FOR REHIRE due to their high level of toxicity. They prove once again that it is more important to keep your enemies close and your F2 member very, very, very far away!
Dick and Virgina Johnson are so nice and considerate to their family and friends but Virgina and Dick keep getting their balls twisted by them! Hopefully, some day soon they will realize that they need to drop the F2 Plan and go it alone; just Dick and Virgina.
It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
Cranial Flatulence is a more refined term for and synonymous with Brain Fart which is when a person is simply cannot recollect or remember something or even what he was in the middle of doing. It happens to females also.
Dick had a case of CRANIAL FLATULENCE and his horse ran out of the barn over to Virgina's house for a quick visit to see her box.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 12, 2023
Dick Johnson tried to DNF ME buy offering me next to nothing for my Playboy magazine collection from the 1960s!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 06, 2023