Dr. Real Nasty's definitions

BAC

BAC is an abbreviation for "By any chance."

Did Virginia get ahold of Dick Johnson BAC?

by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023

MMM

MMM is an acronym for "Muy Macho Man" which is Spanglish for a very macho guy who might really be a macho guy or a faker.

When Virgina needed a MMM should was disappointed greatly because Dick Johnson did not come as advertised.

by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023

FART SMELLER

A FART SMELLER is often mistaken as a Smart Feller or a Smart Speller. The difference is that a Fart Smeller also smells farts.

That a-hole is such a Fart Smeller and always gets a 100 on the spelling exams!!!

by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023

CUMMING

CUMMING is often thought to be synonymous with the word "coming" but actually it is a homophone. Cumming means sexual climax.

When Virgina was coming around the mountain she was also CUMMING so loudly that security came three times!!!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 14, 2023

Faux Sure

Faux Sure is when one person promises or tells another person to definitely count on him/her/they/we/us/he-she/she-he/she-he-he/he-she-she to do a specific something or favor and then totally lets the person down by failing to perform.

That was the third time that Dick Johnson let Virgina down with a Faux Sure to get her in bed by 10:00 PM.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 19, 2023

ASSCRATER

Noun: Similar to an ASSHOLE but much more extreme.

Dick and Virgina Johnson constantly receive the "ASSCRATER of the Party" award due to their rude and selfish behavior toward other people!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 24, 2023

DNF ME

"DNF ME" means "Do NOT Fuck Me" or even think about it or try to think about it.

Dick Johnson tried to DNF ME buy offering me next to nothing for my Playboy magazine collection from the 1960s!

by Dr. Real Nasty February 6, 2023