DNF ME

"DNF ME" means "Do NOT Fuck Me" or even think about it or try to think about it.
Dick Johnson tried to DNF ME buy offering me next to nothing for my Playboy magazine collection from the 1960s!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 07, 2023
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ASS PIERCE

There are two definitions of Ass Pierce:

1. noun - The result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument in an one's ass, aka buttocks, fanny, tush, tushy, butt, cheeks, posterior, backside, fanny or derriere.

2. verb - The act of mean behavior by a Human Ass Animal toward a human being.
Vagina is the biggest cunt! She butt her way into Dick's conversation from behind and gave him a real Ass Pierce or three in front of everyone in the room!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 08, 2023
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Cumback

When a bitch isn't satisfied with the first fuck.
Virgina was so horny that she would not let me get out of bed till I gave her a CUMBACK to settle her down.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 11, 2023
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F2 PLAN

The F2 Plan refers specifically to a person's "fiends", err "Friends" and "Family" who treat that person worse and nastier and shittier and crappier than an enemy would. All members of the F2 Plan who are "takers" and inconsiderate humanoid animals need to be fired without notice due with NO OPTION FOR REHIRE due to their high level of toxicity. They prove once again that it is more important to keep your enemies close and your F2 member very, very, very far away!
Dick and Virgina Johnson are so nice and considerate to their family and friends but Virgina and Dick keep getting their balls twisted by them! Hopefully, some day soon they will realize that they need to drop the F2 Plan and go it alone; just Dick and Virgina.

It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
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FUCKHEAD

Noun: One who attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.

Verb: What a FUCKHEAD does; ie, attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.
"Every instructor I had this year was a complete FUCKHEAD who taught their own agenda and SIMULATED REALITY. The tried to FUCKHEAD us every fucking day and we had to pay to be tortured by this bullshit just to get college credits and hopefully a job when we graduate. What a scam!"
by Dr. Real Nasty January 05, 2023
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Simulated Reality

SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.
"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 05, 2023
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VIRGINAL SEX

Sex up a virgin girl's a-hole.
Virgina is saving herself for her husband and in the meantime has virginal sex up her ass every weekend! What a ho!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 11, 2023
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