Dr. Real Nasty's definitions
Noun: A motivated employee or person who is trying to perform a task or complete a responsibility without having the knowledge or ability to properly do so.
"I am amazed how excited he is to help but he will be in the way and slow us down because he is a MOTIVATED IDIOT."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
Get the MOTIVATED IDIOTmug. A person who is willing to accept less of anything that is due to him or her. The definition is based on the punch line of the following joke:
Q: "What is a QUARTERSEXUAL?"
A: "A person who will do anything for 25 cents!"
Q: "What is a QUARTERSEXUAL?"
A: "A person who will do anything for 25 cents!"
"Pat keeps fucking themself over by working as a QUARTERSEXUAL for far less money than she is capable of earning with his skills. She needs to be told that they has a lack of self-esteem that will cost him over a hundred thousand dollars over the next couple decades of work!"
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
Get the QUARTERSEXUALmug. LARRY THE COOLEST! is ALWAYS the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes - as opposed to wussy non-Larry wussies (or is it pussies?) Once again just to clarify, LARRY THE COOLEST! IS ALWAYS THE COOLEST! AND HE DOES NOT PLAY MUCH BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE IS THE COOLEST! AND PLAYZ TO WINZ AND HE WINZ WHEN HE PLAYZ!!!
Please be sure to keep in mind that Larry the COOLEST! is the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes; especially compared to those tuna smelling non-Larry the COOLEST! posers who constantly emulate Larry the COOLEST! when he is acting the COOLEST! which is 24/7/365 and basically all of the time and space including when he is sleeping or ordering a #2 in the bathroom at McDonalds.
The bottom line is that it's to cool to even try to imagine being LARRY THE COOLEST!!!
I'm sure everyone in the world with a functioning brain agrees with this statement. GTG A-holez!!!
Footnote: There are some guyz named Larry who are not as cool as the True One and Only Larry the Coolest! (ME and MYSELF AND I AND THE 4 WALLS) bc there is only one of me. Got it?
If you are a guy and having a hard time with your friend Richard, feel free to contact Virgina Johnson for some sympathy. Ladies who feel tense, perhaps like they need a nice release or five to relax their pelvic area and rest of their body can contact Dick Johnson for assistance. Larry the COOLEST! told me to tell you that he made sure that everyone would leave this definition with a smile. GN, soon you in the morning. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Please be sure to keep in mind that Larry the COOLEST! is the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes; especially compared to those tuna smelling non-Larry the COOLEST! posers who constantly emulate Larry the COOLEST! when he is acting the COOLEST! which is 24/7/365 and basically all of the time and space including when he is sleeping or ordering a #2 in the bathroom at McDonalds.
The bottom line is that it's to cool to even try to imagine being LARRY THE COOLEST!!!
I'm sure everyone in the world with a functioning brain agrees with this statement. GTG A-holez!!!
Footnote: There are some guyz named Larry who are not as cool as the True One and Only Larry the Coolest! (ME and MYSELF AND I AND THE 4 WALLS) bc there is only one of me. Got it?
If you are a guy and having a hard time with your friend Richard, feel free to contact Virgina Johnson for some sympathy. Ladies who feel tense, perhaps like they need a nice release or five to relax their pelvic area and rest of their body can contact Dick Johnson for assistance. Larry the COOLEST! told me to tell you that he made sure that everyone would leave this definition with a smile. GN, soon you in the morning. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some days I just wonder how it would be to be Larry the COOLEST! OF THE COOL PUSSY MAGNETS! He gets ever girl, guy, disease and everything in between that he wants and doesn't want.
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
Having to spend each day
The target of the ladies' droolings,
When I think it could be nicer
Bein' Dick or Peter or Putz
Or something much more uncircumcised like that,
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
It seems you blend in
With so absolutely NO ordinary things
And people tend to follow you around and emulate you
'Cause you someone they cannot be
Like be able to think quickly and plan ahead in life and avoid drama
So I can look at the stars in the sky.
But being Larry the Coolest! since the moment I was born
And the nurses fought over who got wipe the shit off my baby ass,
And baby crap can be stinky like watery nasty adult diarrhea
Or just regular smelly dog or weasel crap by a river or a tall tree
When there's no chance in life to ever be like Larry the COOLEST!
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder, why wonder?
I'm green and it'll do fine
Because I'm from Mars and you are from Uranus!!!
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
Having to spend each day
The target of the ladies' droolings,
When I think it could be nicer
Bein' Dick or Peter or Putz
Or something much more uncircumcised like that,
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
It seems you blend in
With so absolutely NO ordinary things
And people tend to follow you around and emulate you
'Cause you someone they cannot be
Like be able to think quickly and plan ahead in life and avoid drama
So I can look at the stars in the sky.
But being Larry the Coolest! since the moment I was born
And the nurses fought over who got wipe the shit off my baby ass,
And baby crap can be stinky like watery nasty adult diarrhea
Or just regular smelly dog or weasel crap by a river or a tall tree
When there's no chance in life to ever be like Larry the COOLEST!
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder, why wonder?
I'm green and it'll do fine
Because I'm from Mars and you are from Uranus!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
Get the Larry the Coolest!mug. Virgina was so horny that she would not let me get out of bed till I gave her a CUMBACK to settle her down.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023
Get the Cumbackmug. A person who knows nothing ACCURATE about the subject being discussed but is compelled to add inaccurate information to the conversation or disagree for an unfounded reason.
Bill is the biggest thinking moron in our group. The fucker adds nothing but stupid and inaccurate bullshit to our discussions.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
Get the Thinking Moronmug. My last employer was a asshole and completely in love with money. He made everyone work on Labor Day every year so we called it Slavor Day in his dishonor! Fuck him for fucking us! Lol!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023
Get the SLAVOR DAYmug. Noun: One who attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.
Verb: What a FUCKHEAD does; ie, attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.
Verb: What a FUCKHEAD does; ie, attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.
"Every instructor I had this year was a complete FUCKHEAD who taught their own agenda and SIMULATED REALITY. The tried to FUCKHEAD us every fucking day and we had to pay to be tortured by this bullshit just to get college credits and hopefully a job when we graduate. What a scam!"
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
Get the FUCKHEADmug.