The drunk girl at a party or bar. I don't mean she's had a few drinks, I mean she's HAMMERED. She stumbles around the bar, flashes people, tries to make out with fat guys, etc.
This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.
This term is derived from the ham in 'hammered', and the show she puts on.
Chris: Did you see that ham show last night? She tried to stick her tongue down my throat.
Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.
Dave: Yeah man, she was trying to get me to grab her boobs.
by doktorfunk September 26, 2005
Get the ham showmug. A homemade device for smoking pot (AKA marijuana) that consists of a plastic bottle with the wide end cut off and a plastic bag attached in its place. Smoke is drawn in through the top using a bowl or foil paper while the user pulls the bag down allowing the device to fill with smoke. The user then removes the bowl from the top and proceeds to inhale the smoke contained.
Generally, this type of smoking apparatus is used by smokers who, for one reason or another (generally, youth or noobishness) does not posess skills in rolling joints or another smoking method (ie: pipe, bong)
This is also known as a lung
Generally, this type of smoking apparatus is used by smokers who, for one reason or another (generally, youth or noobishness) does not posess skills in rolling joints or another smoking method (ie: pipe, bong)
This is also known as a lung
14 year old: "Hey, you guys ever smoke POT?"
Other 14 year olds: "No..."
14 Year old: "Ok, let's smoke some out of my chute, watch out for the tin foil, it hurts your lungs after a while"
Other 14 year olds: "Oh boy!"
Other 14 year olds: "No..."
14 Year old: "Ok, let's smoke some out of my chute, watch out for the tin foil, it hurts your lungs after a while"
Other 14 year olds: "Oh boy!"
by doktorfunk September 30, 2005
Get the chutemug. When you read lots of Wikipedia articles in a row. Usually done by simply following links in text to other atricles.
by Doktorfunk January 31, 2006
Get the wikibingemug. A Martini is an alcoholic drink made classically with gin and vermouth and served with a green olive (when served with coctail onions the drink is called a "Gibson").
It is served chilled, often by ice in a specific shaker, then drained into the signature-style glass.
The ratio of the two liquids is 5:1 (traditionally, 2 and one half ounces of gin to half an ounce of vermouth) usually, though by changing this, a person can make the drink "drier" (more gin) or "wetter" (less gin) depending on his tastes.
Martinis can also be made with other alcoholic bases, the most common alternative to gin being vodka (often called a Vodka Martini, Vodkatini, or Kangaroo)
Other variations of the Martini centre around the inclusion of other alcohol or flavours in the drink.
It is served chilled, often by ice in a specific shaker, then drained into the signature-style glass.
The ratio of the two liquids is 5:1 (traditionally, 2 and one half ounces of gin to half an ounce of vermouth) usually, though by changing this, a person can make the drink "drier" (more gin) or "wetter" (less gin) depending on his tastes.
Martinis can also be made with other alcoholic bases, the most common alternative to gin being vodka (often called a Vodka Martini, Vodkatini, or Kangaroo)
Other variations of the Martini centre around the inclusion of other alcohol or flavours in the drink.
Bill: Hey, want to go drinking tonight, you know, pick up a few foaties of Olde English 800?
Steve: Nah, that stuff sucks balls. Let's get some Martinis down at the bar.
Bill: Sweet.
Steve: Nah, that stuff sucks balls. Let's get some Martinis down at the bar.
Bill: Sweet.
by doktorfunk May 13, 2005
Get the Martinimug. This garden universe vibrates complete.
Some we get a sound so sweet.
Vibrations reach on up to become light,
And then through gamma, out of sight.
Between the eyes and ears there lie,
The sounds of colour and the light of a sigh.
And to hear the sun, what a thing to believe.
But it's all around if we could but perceive.
To know ultra-violet, infra-red and X-rays,
Beauty to find in so many ways.
Two notes of the chord, that's our fluoroscope.
But to reach the chord is our lifes hope.
And to name the chord is important to some.
So they give a word, and the word is OM.
Some we get a sound so sweet.
Vibrations reach on up to become light,
And then through gamma, out of sight.
Between the eyes and ears there lie,
The sounds of colour and the light of a sigh.
And to hear the sun, what a thing to believe.
But it's all around if we could but perceive.
To know ultra-violet, infra-red and X-rays,
Beauty to find in so many ways.
Two notes of the chord, that's our fluoroscope.
But to reach the chord is our lifes hope.
And to name the chord is important to some.
So they give a word, and the word is OM.
by Doktorfunk May 11, 2006
Get the Ommug. Quickly. If something is to be done in short order, philosophers refer to this as being done diggity splits.
by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006
Get the diggity splitsmug. Typically, Canadian slang referring to 3.5 grams of marihuana. The term stems from the divisions of an ounce of the drug:
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.
Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.
Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
American: How much for an eigth?
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
by doktorfunk July 10, 2005
Get the half quartermug.