Dharma Midget's definitions
The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.
by Dharma Midget November 7, 2016
Get the putpocketingmug. Refers to a weekend (or other extended period of liesure time) spent with "just the guys," for the purpose of fishing, hunting, card playing, etc., that inadvertantly
culminates with sexual acts with each other, always with the stipulation of no homo before the act.
culminates with sexual acts with each other, always with the stipulation of no homo before the act.
Tim, Billy, Gordon, and I are leaving for a hillbilly weekend on Friday. I can't wait -- ever since Stacy left me last month, I feel like I'm gonna explode. My arm fucking hurts...
by Dharma Midget October 20, 2016
Get the hillbilly weekendmug. To be so painfully stupid that you deny the facts literally right in front of your face, even when your entire life may be at stake.
The so-called "president" is so Trumpish, a new word was invented to quantify his legendary stupidity.
by Dharma Midget November 1, 2017
Get the Trumpishmug. Voicing one's decision to not go out for the evening. Not to be confused with the overused and misunderstood "namaste."
by Dharma Midget June 28, 2016
Get the namastaymug. The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.
The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.
by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016
Get the dickstractedmug. Slang (inspired by White House Communications Director & Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci) used to describe someone who is the greasiest, ugliest, most repulsive & untrustworthy creature imaginable. This is someone who would sell his own grandmother for the chance to press his scaly lips against Trump's asshole. Only human by the barest of requirements.
I'm surprised that Scaramucci in accounting has any time for actual work, considering how often I see him on his knees in front of upper management.
What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.
What the deal with the Scaramucci waiting tables here? I always thought restaurants kept them in back, washing dishes, so they wouldn't scare away customers.
by Dharma Midget August 13, 2017
Get the Scaramuccimug. "Dude, your sister's a freak. She asked me to give her a sriracha moustache. I had to look it up. I mean, I did it, but still..."
by Dharma Midget March 8, 2017
Get the Sriracha moustachemug.