Definitions by Dharma Midget
dickstracted
The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.
The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.
dickstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016
mushroom-bruise
A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.
"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
mushroom-bruise by Dharma Midget September 7, 2016
doorknob
Someone who has frequent sex, with anyone who will stoop low enough to fuck them, regardless of physical appearance and/or hygiene.
"So I heard you're dating that new waitress..."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."
doorknob by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
four-toothed cousin-fucker
A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.
four-toothed cousin-fucker by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
namastay
Voicing one's decision to not go out for the evening. Not to be confused with the overused and misunderstood "namaste."
namastay by Dharma Midget June 28, 2016
Wimple
An expulsion of air from the end of a penis. Usually happens when a novice gives a blow job and actually blows air into the penis.
Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.
Also used as an insult, suggesting that someone is a dick-fart.
I knew she didn't know what she was doing -- I wimpled for an hour after she blew me.
Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.
Dude, you're such a wimple. Go back to your closet and cry.
Wimple by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016
sprunk
To orgasm with such force following oral sex that the recipient recoils hard enough to launch off the bed and land on the floor.
sprunk by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016