DesPERRYado's definitions

video game lag

When good video games are released too quickly and you don't have time to finish the video game you're currently playing before you get the new one.

I was playing Baten Kaitos but then MGS3, Kingdom Hearts: Chains of Memories came out and before I could finish those two, Growlanser Generations was released. Before I could get through Growlanser, the Wind Waker was re-released as a greatist hit.

by DesPERRYado January 28, 2005

nice guy speech

Generally, a lie a woman tells a guy when she doesn't want anything to with him. Usually performed after the guy tries to 'court' the woman.

Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.

Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.

Joey: "Hey, Jenny. I really like you a lot, would you go out with me sometime?"

Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."

Seconds later

Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"

by DesPERRYado June 13, 2005

Tenure

Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.

I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired

Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Christian Persecution Complex

The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.

Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."

Person: "Talk about CPC."

by DesPERRYado July 12, 2005

getting done

Used by Maine residents as a term which designates the quitting or termination of their job.

Johnny: "Don't you still work at Johnny's?"

Bill: "Nah, I'm getting done."

by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005

real life syndrome

When a gamer cannot commit much time to play because he/she is afflicted with certain ailements, such as job or an academic career, that prevents them from playing.

Johnny: "Billy, why haven't you been playing WoW? I'm already lvl 60."

Billy: "Sorry man, Real Life Syndrome."

by desPERRYado March 4, 2006

Wheel of Morality

A bit from the 90's cartoon, Animaniacs.

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005