sham sham

Ebonics slang. Though it doesn't have a literal meaning, it's usually just used to announce your presence.
Moe: SHAM SHAM!!

Me: Ah fuck, it's Moe. Man, Zac's such a pussy when he tries to flatter Moe and doesn't back me up when Moe puts me down.
by DesPERRYado November 04, 2004
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"Man, I thought going to bed without brushing my teeth was talking a walk on the wild side, but now this?!"
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coca-cola

A popular beverage company which produces numerous types of soda (pop) beverages and even bottled water and energy drinks.

Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.

Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.

AKA: the new Nike
by desPERRYado May 18, 2005
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The champ

1. The act of ejaculating in a woman's face; usually unexpected.

2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ
1.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ

Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?

Zac: i wouldnt do that to her

Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on

2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.

Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?

Person 1: No, just the regular champ.
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A phrase you adlib into a song after being wrong accused of harassment.
Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from being wrong accused of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because I was wrongly accused of harassment.
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red dragon mode

When a woman is being a moody bitch.
"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"

"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."
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nice guy speech

Generally, a lie a woman tells a guy when she doesn't want anything to with him. Usually performed after the guy tries to 'court' the woman.

Usually followed up by "I'm not looking for anyone right now," but can be seen dating/fucking other guys seconds later.

Generally, this is just a way women try to pacify men but usually just infuriates them.
Joey: "Hey, Jenny. I really like you a lot, would you go out with me sometime?"

Johnny: "Look, Johnny. You're a really nice guy but I think we should just be friends. I just got out of a really bad relationship and don't want to date yet."

Seconds later

Joey: "Wait!? Is Jenny having sex with Dean in my car?!"
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