DesPERRYado's definitions

sham sham

Ebonics slang. Though it doesn't have a literal meaning, it's usually just used to announce your presence.

Moe: SHAM SHAM!!

Me: Ah fuck, it's Moe. Man, Zac's such a pussy when he tries to flatter Moe and doesn't back me up when Moe puts me down.

by DesPERRYado November 3, 2004

pseudo-citation

The act of using an inappropriate source or citation when writing a document.

When you're supposed to write a scholarly, scintific document for some academic institution but instead you write it based on opinion. You would use a pseudo-citation by citing a random book or website to make it look like you did research.

by DesPERRYado November 8, 2004

payoff

An orgasm. Term used by Sociologist Laud Humphreys in The Tearoom Trade. Read it...NOW!!

"Why are you still dating that bitch?"

"I'm in it for the payoff."

by DesPERRYado August 21, 2005

The champ

1. The act of ejaculating in a woman's face; usually unexpected.

2. Used figuratively to express victory. Usually used in conjunction with an adjective. See The Proverbial Champ

1.
Zac: i'm most likely going to give stacia the champ

Luke: The champ? Is that when you cum on her face?

Zac: i wouldnt do that to her

Luke: i know, but i'm going to call it "the champ" from now on

2.
Person 1: Man, I really gave Jen the champ in an argument about abortion.

Person 2: The Proverbial Champ?

Person 1: No, just the regular champ.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

rockin' the casbah

Something the shareef really doesn't like.

'Shareef don't like it, rockin' the casbah. Rock the Casbah."

by desperryado October 3, 2005

crew trainer

An employee who works at Wendy's who is allowed to boss people around but can bail out when there's any trouble.

Crew Trainer: I told Justin to get a sweep-down but when that bus came in I punched out and left the manager high and dry in the middle of a rush.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

Tengu Energy

Unseen life force of the tengu that sustains everything as we know it. Tengu energy is everywhere, it's in the water, it's in your blood and it's in your diarrhea.

Man this anal tengu is really giving me the runs!

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004