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nothing personnel, kid 

Something you say after you teleport behind someone, especially with a melee weapon in hand.
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid.
(It is then implied here that they get stabbed or something)

nothing personnel, kid 

A misspelling of "nothing personal, kid" meant to detect the presence of newfags, who, unaware of the in-joke, will attempt to correct the spelling. Similar in purpose to phrases such as "turn 360 degrees and walk away" or "RIP in pieces".
veteran: "*Teleports behind you* Psssh, nothing personnel, kid."
newbie: "I think you mean to say nothing personal?"
veteran: "Psssh, you must be new here."

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols. 

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

nothin personnel kid

A person whom does not like ducks.
Oh hey! A duck! Lets hope that there is no "nothin personnel kid" around.

urban dictionary personnel, idea for u!! 

I had this idea that would entertaining, educational, and loved by everyone and this isn’t the proper way to shoot u an idea I’m sure but I’m doin it soo

If urban dictionary had a tab/link to a new sector - Urban Gestures. Because there’s a million ways people say things to each other on the street, or work, etc that are done without words.. and how can I put a gesture into urban dictionary as a word. - ya can’t!

the hobo community is thick with gestures, which homed people usually don’t understand if they see.. and hobos and urban dictionary are like shoe laces to shoes.. ie. when we are just tryin to fill our gas tank for $200 to at least know what the fucks are saying to each other surrounding the location, maybe its hello, maybe they mean rape the ass of this person after the gas pump finishes raping them, we dunno.. but if we did know a gesture and know it’s an I am legend situation - probably save the zombie booty hole raping!

But really - urban gestures would be dope. And people must post the gesture as a gif, or a set of 1-5 images showing the gesture, and to what the common assumed name given to the gesture I guess, and a definition to its meaning. Or some shit like that.. but I know, I know, Idea is gold right? And just don’t forget about the little guy here who gave you the idea when it gets humongous as f now alright?! ;) Lol But free idea from me to you guys to have none the less. and still could bang out coffe mugs and T shirts with the gestures :) lol. Later
urban dictionary personnel, idea for u!!

band personnel 

a person whom plays an instruments for fellow band people and could possibly also be called a Mar
heck here comes the band personnel with the (insert instrument here)
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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