18 definitions by Davezilla

The act of denying proven facts about politics because the person does not want to admit an the truth.
The denialism in much of America has convinced many Republicans that Liberals are dependent on federal government. But in reality the Liberal states pay hundreds of billions of dollars per year to help assist their ungrateful political opponents.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial
My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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A self absorbed asshole who does not know enough to be an actual Pedant. Therefore they must invent reasons to talk down to others and “correct” them.

Someone who spews nonsensical bullshit solely for the purpose of talking down to others.
Did George just claim he knows a definition better than the dictionary?

Ya, he’s a total pseudopedant. He loves to correct people so much that he just ends up spewing nonsensical bullshit and having to be corrected himself.
by Davezilla June 27, 2021
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When someone get something *just right*. Not too high, not too low. Just right. They Goldiloxed it. Also spelled Goldilocksed.
Adrienne Goldiloxed that proposal and the client was all in.
by Davezilla February 27, 2023
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A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.
My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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Bitch, why you wearing that? That is so g-t-o.
by Davezilla September 7, 2007
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